So, you would rather keep the shelters full, so they can't take in new animals to rescue, so those animals are then killed instead? Just because the animal you rescue may have to learn to deal with having alone time? Talk about being careless.

I think I know what the players in my D&D campaign will be wandering into next. Complete with cheese golems shaped like cows.

Yeah, but i got confused on the first panel and thought they had mangled Lemmy, before i remembered Le Me.

I think Jon Lovitz beating up Andy Dick in a bar was a positive experience.

He's probably pondering an orb on the other side of the creek.

I was worried that lemmy wouldn't reach the pinnacle of quality to match reddit, and then this post came along to soothe those fears. Good luck on your no poop quest.

I am at a loss to understand what this is about.

It's about time that someone pointed out how horrible those gratch are. Fucking gratch. I hate all of them.

Meep meep!

This only works depending on how baked you are though. I worked for a major metropolitan public library system a long time ago, and one time a dude wandered in smelling heavily of weed, and wearing only one shoe. He came up to the circulation desk and asked to order a pizza. When informed that it was a library and didn't have pizza, he blinked and looked around, and upon seeing all the shelves of books, he said "Oh.", and then turned around and left. To this day I never know if he ever found some pizza or his other shoe.

Musk learned the hard way why other billionaires don't get directly involved in politics, and buy politicians instead. That way they get what they want, but let the politicians take the heat for pushing through the billionaires agendas.

The problem for Musk is that his ego wouldn't allow him to sit quietly on the sidelines calling the shots. He had to prove how smart he was, and how he was the only one who could fix the government. Now, he's pissed off almost everyone, has lost various large foreign contracts for his companies, drove sales of Tesla into the ground, and is watching Trump undo the "brilliant" governmental cost cutting that he did.

And, his ego still won't let it go, as now he's suggested he'll start his own political party. You just know the other billionaires are looking at him and going "What a dumbass!"

It's France. If it weren't some weird avant-garde art statement, people would probably be disappointed.

Correction: MAY 4th.

Not really going to sleep well when ghosts keep showing up and waking you up every hour to show you your past, present, and future.

You did it so well, I started hearing it in their voices after a few lines. Well done.

Does bottom anon not know how mirrors work?

I would think the 3 successful suicide attempts would give away that this is satire.

My first time DMing went pretty similar. I put together my own adventure and chose monsters from the monster manual based on how cool they looked, only realizing that the numbers were an important consideration once I slaughtered all the players. All new DMs have a learning curve, it's just a matter of how deadly that curve winds up being.

He can hang out with Goo Gull.

I seem to recall that Thai places have a special spiciness scale, it goes...

Mild

Medium

Spicy

Extra spicy

Thai mild

Thai medium

Thai spicy

Thai extra spicy

Whether it's true or not, I don't know, and I plan to never personally find out.