Well thank God. I was worried I couldn't be a real femcel because I'm a cis straight man who didn't even know what this group was or why it's on me feed. Glad to hear non of that excludes me from being a real femcel.
So how are we getting rid of these fakers y'all, because they are really a pain in the balls if you know what I mean. Femcels unite!
As a survivor who has spent time in multiple institutions, "you need to have successfully attempted" doesn't really bother me. This is the kind of joke that I like.
If I see a cw, I assume it's for something taken seriously and that I would have skipped reading.
They are gatekeeping being miserable 😭
I would think the 3 successful suicide attempts would give away that this is satire.
Well yeah, my comment isn’t serious either.
Gatekeep, girlboss, goon
Sure am! There is to be no misery in this comm unless you're properly qualified 💅💅💅
You're not a real femcel because of some gatekeepy bs 😒
I'm not a real femcel because I'm a figment of your imagination 💅
Real 💯
Unreal 10^3^
Wow that's a high bar: 3 successful suicide attempts.
You can only be admitted to the club if you have haunted your apartment for atleast 50 years.
I thought you said
:3 suicide attempts
And I started laughing my ass off
You know it's like how 2 negative numbers become positive again you just kill yourself -> dead? Kill yourself again -> alive again. And so on.
Well thank God. I was worried I couldn't be a real femcel because I'm a cis straight man who didn't even know what this group was or why it's on me feed. Glad to hear non of that excludes me from being a real femcel.
So how are we getting rid of these fakers y'all, because they are really a pain in the balls if you know what I mean. Femcels unite!
Femcel icon
I mean... I'm not saying I should win the nobel prize for this but it would be nice to be nominated.
Wrong.
wait, I could be dating chatgpt this entire time?
Only if you're a FRAUD!!!
doesn't matter, got laid?
shit, you just reminded me of this
Already a contender for biggest troll post award of 2025
I'm so fake I'm not even a real femcel
I'm so fake I'm not even a real fem
I'm so fake I'm not even real
I'm
In't
Tbf, gatekeeping is a requirement.
This reminds me of the grilled cheese post
Fucking melts!
douhavetododisgustingstuffsinapartmenttobefemcel..?Or basement, to each their own :p
Yes.
:(
X(
EDIT: you know what? then i don't wanna be a femcel. maybe that's oki too
In all sincerity that's probably a good thing.
femcel gatekeeping, nice
Ngl kinda feel bad for whatever GKer just got demolished so hard
Content warning for suicide would be appreciated
As a survivor who has spent time in multiple institutions, "you need to have successfully attempted" doesn't really bother me. This is the kind of joke that I like.
If I see a cw, I assume it's for something taken seriously and that I would have skipped reading.
You're probably right but this is the community in which we joke about being mentally unhealthy loners so 🤷♀️
What have I just read? There's a lot of rage packed there. I'm an angry person and that honestly scared me.
I mean it's pretty clearly satire, but even so, I feel like anger is sorta part and parcel of the incel sphere.
It’s a copypasta. The original post was very angry