It's an art really

Usually I'm best at it when I haven't taken my ADHD meds so that my brain to mouth filter is FUCKING GONE.

Def not just strategically avoiding a flash burn

“I want to eat your ass.”

That's one hell of an ice breaker and far more bold than I lol

When you open the crosslink you've got to enter your instance so that it sources the comment on your instance. Good news is that you can change the instance if you set the wrong one pretty easily.

It's me

I'm that guy

The amount of times I've literally woken up bolt upright in the middle of the night and went "Wait they were flirting... Damn it." is too damn many

If you format the link with an exclamation point community @ instance it creates an instance agnostic link.

Like this: ![email protected]

EDIT: NGL I dig that community and have been lurking for awhile there.

Doing a comment is a little strange due to how instances log those.

Here's a link to a tool for it.

And a test link to the comment I initially replied to using the tool

That's sad to hear

Beans, rice, and potatoes are the major cornerstones of my diet.

It's a silly play on words (Acronyms? Initialisms? IDK).

MLM has 2 common meanings and given the initial context we're led to assume they're going for Men-Loving-Men flag, but alas they got an Multi-Level Marketing flag.

That's basically the joke.

Because they constantly spew bullshit?

I'm a millennial as well and honestly not enough of us hate capitalism lol

And from the Gen Xers I've met, as long as you don't say "This is because of capitalism" then they be right there with you hating it.

"We're just gonna do a pregnancy test to rule that out"

Of course

It shall live on on my seedbox until the seedbox dies

That was mundanely horrific.

By that I mean it was mundane until the realization of what was wrong.

Everybody was calm. Everybody was having a good time. Everybody was doing their role.

That is, until the realization occurs.

Someone missed a step. Someone didn't do a final safety check. Three people just threw a woman off a cliff.

And the rope was still coiled on the ground.

That's gonna haunt me. I really wish I didn't watch that.

Which is an awesome feeling

Seeing that joy light up in their eyes is bliss

Yesterday I literally had to count 14 thousand pounds of fire extinguishers (as in count each extinguisher in a bunch of crates), one of my coworkers came over and said "Why don't you just use AI to count them." They then pulled out their phone, took a picture, asked AI to count them, and was off buy almost 60% on the first crate. Then went "oh, well that's just one example,"

They then tried 4 more times, being between 75% and 50% off each time. They then went "Oh, well, ummm, nevermind." and wandered off again.

(I had to count the extinguishers to make a Bill of Lading for them for shipping them out, you need an accurate count otherwise it will be held by the shipping company until you provide a correct BoL with the correct count due to legal reasons. I couldn't just weigh them and divide the total wieght by the weight of a single extinguisher as they were a bunch of different sizes mixed together. NGL it was the easiest money I've ever made at the at job.)

It's like a goddamned Sonic level out there