There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
Well there actually was this one DC "hero" called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people's faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
There's a FoxTrot Sunday strip that has this. Jason kept going to Batman films at the theatre again and again and again... his tan line matched what was exposed from wearing his cowl for a long time.
"I just believe in unsafe rimjobs. Very unsafe rimjobs. By the way, unrelated question, you like getting your booty ate and have any gastro disease triggers?"
I think he needs an ice pack, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then an herb-mint facial mask for 10 minutes.
An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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Yeah, Wayne be getting mad sun tanning in his Batman suit at night.
Moontan
There is a recurring joke in many Addams Family iterations where they’re moon bathing to keep themselves pale. I tried searching for a picture but all I got was porn
I'm not sure how you couldn't find it, it was the first link in my search: https://addamsfamily.fandom.com/wiki/Moonbathing Also, I didn't see any porn
They were using the search bar on pornhub
And accidentally left out the "h."
Some people are just really bad at using search engines and key word searches.
Go on…why’d you stop typing
He never said he stopped. He tried, and maybe he still trys. Lord knows Im still looking
Counterpoint, explosions can tan your skin
He’s too cool to look at explosions.
Def not just strategically avoiding a flash burn
Common mistake, that’s from when he was fighting UV Man.
There's always someone arc welding in seedy badguy hangouts. Gotta watch that flash burn.
Well there actually was this one DC "hero" called Dogwelder who, well, welded dogs to people's faces. With a welder that looked suspiciously like a plasma cutter. Maybe Batman teamed up with him.
I thought you were joking, but I had to check, and, no, there really is a character called Dogwelder.
This is why he always goes out at night. No tan lines!
Why is this so funny?
Edit: i mean it on the way that I'm laughing my ass off and I don't know why. It's hard to type the tone with this sentence.
Emojis tend to help convey written tone. I get that we kinda hate them, but they are useful if used right.
"Why is this so funny? 🤣"
if it makes you feel better i'm also getting downvotes for saying "i chortled"
yea, it's funny. why? don't know
the tone around eyes and mouth is slightly darker
I’M BATEMAN.
Surely the black makeup he wears around his eyes must have some SPF.
There's a FoxTrot Sunday strip that has this. Jason kept going to Batman films at the theatre again and again and again... his tan line matched what was exposed from wearing his cowl for a long time.
Was he welding in that mask?
"I just believe in unsafe rimjobs. Very unsafe rimjobs. By the way, unrelated question, you like getting your booty ate and have any gastro disease triggers?"
ok i chortled
No he’s Bateman
I think he needs an ice pack, deep pore cleanser lotion, water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then an herb-mint facial mask for 10 minutes. An after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
Wait maybe this is why trump uses all that fake tan!!
TRUMP US BATMAN!!!
He can't rest until he's avenged the death of his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein.