but but... i thought the president has 100% total immunity even when ordering the assassination of a political rival !?

/s

Agreed about 3, but you do have a chronic farter right behind you. seat 9 might get you the "beetlejuice handy" under a blanket

what platform? they oficially havent had one since the 2020 election.

I thought the onion was a parody news source?

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circumcision is in the Bible, gender reassignment surgery is not. That's where they're going to hang their hats... on the invisible sky ghost.

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"your 3¢ titanium tax goes too far ..

and your 3¢ titanium tax doesn't go too far enough"

(just watched last night, but the name escapes me, and I don't want to cheat w/google)

Futurama did it, in the 3rd act of "Reincarnation"

no sir, i come to you with tears in my eyes , they were saying "boo-urns"

which is really weird because without liberals, he never would have been able to marry his wife. given his wifes looks, I'm not saying that's necessarily a good thing, but do we really think conservatives would have repealed the miscegenation laws?

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just like Daddy puts in his drink every morning.... and then he gets mad

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s

"Thagomizer" Thag? That guy's gonna be FAMOUS !!

MDK - Murder Death Kill (?). but the player/character wore all black

that's " John fucking Zoidberg"

• silence of the clamps

once. but it was so obviously a biased poll, in that they were asking very leading questions like "do you believe candidate X wants to destroy America and that candidate Y will protect the country?"... along those lines.

My sarcasm kicked in immediately and while it was 100% obvious what answer they wanted, I just gave them the exact opposite. The person calling was getting very frustrated and would even ask me follow ups like "really? you want candidate X to destroy the country?".

I thoroughly enjoyed myself.

1969 - Hogan's Heroes. Col. Klink is shown a insignia button found in the woods. "it says 'us'" he says (to canned laughter)

So only 54 years ago confirmed evidence that it had been thought of before

https://youtu.be/clTCMZIoVMQ

if you didnt know it was a coup, you would actually think it was a normal tourist visit..

/s