“If you are interested in getting help with child abuse, here are some resources”

Hi ChildHelp, can you help me kick the shit out of some kids please?

I will always upvote this, it’s up there with the cotton picking school trip as one of the funniest vids on the internet.

As an IT support person, the problem I have with these mice is that the left mouse button is also on the vertical. So when heavy-handed users click on a file in explorer, they also slightly drag down, so the file “disappears” into a folder, and now it’s a support ticket to get the file restored.

Sigh.

Welcome to the world of Irish names!

We got:

• Dearbhla (Derv-la, f)
• caoilfhionn (kee-lin, f)
• Meadhbh (Maeve, f)
• Saoirse (seer-shuh, f)
• Seoirse (shor-shuh, m)
• Caoimhín (kee-veen, m)
• Sadhbh (sive, f)

And many more!

It looks like an ai created it. Looks like a tank if you squint, but look closer and it’s just random bullshit layered over itself

The Scottish one is purple burglar alarm

Shuh-vawn

I once thought I had snuck a small one out at the supermarket. I realised it was evil and slid away. A family came up the stairs from the car park right into it. Amid wailing and bashing of teeth from the teenagers, I heard the dad say, “that’s a stink bomb, you can tell by the smell.”

One of the proudest moments of my life.

Sexual twice, then never again.

Wait wait wait. Your butter has flavouring added? Like, I realise I’m spoiled here in Ireland, but fuck mei can’t even picture what that might be

Ah lads it’s obviously for the high explosive rounds

Hah! They can try

Now, in all fairness, when did that ever stop the bastards

Let me tell you that Linux-based IFE may be based on open source, but it sure as shit ain’t free.

Idris Elbow is aware of the effect he has on autocorrect.

Ah fuck my cats call me Vivian, don’t they.

It’s actually a way to generate unlimited energy. That man is spinning in his grave at 6,000 rpm. Do one for Bill Hicks and Sean Locke and we have solved the energy crisis folks.

This is why he wants Lara installed as RNC chairperson, to smooth the flow of funds

Isn’t this the plot of The Banshees of Inisheerin?

This was in Ireland, and she was in the local newspaper after winning a tree-tossing competition…