Trump's secret sauce: make the US such a basket case that nobody wants to come here.

Bit of a sensationalist headline. The article says the town didn't decline until the 3rd century, which is about when you'd expect a Roman town to start declining. Not sure how that's "rewriting the fall of the Roman Empire"

Oh fuck, we’re doomed

I've been saying this and it's an unpopular opinion... it honestly would have been better if Trump had just won in 2020.

Yes, COVID would have continued to be a disaster but we wouldn't have the J6 experience, he would still have a few of the old guard people keeping him in check, and he wouldn't have Elon Musk on board with him.

Most importantly: he would be blamed for the post-COVID shit that was his fault, rather than Biden taking the heat for not fixing the disaster Trump left him. The selective amnesia that settled over half the population from 2021-2024 would not have happened.

And we would be fucking done with Trump by now. My god, imagine that. He flies away on Jan 20, 2025 and we never have to hear from him ever again. Wouldn't that be heaven?

I guess I work at the PTMC ER now... Good luck Pittsburgh patients, I don't even know how to do CPR

Can we just find a way to stay blacked out on propofol until 2029?

That drone looks like it needs a stiff drink

For us it should be "Make America Good Again"