A first aid kit

The lesser of two weasels

You know it's funny, I use android and I've never seen a single green bubble. Weird, huh?

Most of the Olympic shooters use fancy gear like special eyepieces and what not. This guy Yusef Dikec from Turkiye rolled up without all that, stuck one hand in his pocket, shot with both eyes open and took silver along with his partner Sevval Tarhan.

As Aladin put it "Got to eat to live, got to steal to eat"

Tildes is elitist. They don't want the unwashed masses on their manicured lawn.

Indeed he did! He had ten cats

How to advertise you're a shit employer

"DnD game that got out of hand" is redundant

In Battlestar Galactica (2004) robots called Cylons attack the humans by hacking their computer network. They are able to destroy most of humanity and all but a handful of human ships. One of the ships that survives is the Battlestar Galactica, an old ship that was about to become a museum, and is too old to be connected to the network. The man in the picture is Admiral William Adama, captain of the Galactica. He orders that computers are not to be networked together, so they can't be hacked by the Cylons.

In real life cyber security provider CrowdStrike had a bug in one of its update files. The file went out as part of an automated update to computers at many businesses around the world, including banks and airlines. The bug made the computers crash, grounding flights, making payment systems inoperable, etc.

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

I love militant descriptivists

Pepperidge farm remembers when reddit had porn on the all page.

Today is a good day to cry

Also doesthedogdie.com for a whole bunch of specific things you can check for

It's a beautiful day to die

I keep my porn in a folder labeled "taxes" and my tax documents in a folder labeled "porn"

"Erase that entire order"

Cake can also be in layers with ingredients inbetween, making a sandwich.

Looks like the summoning worked