I guess I know which hand gesture I'll be making

I'm lucky to have met my perverted wife on a day I was feeling brave!

Most systems are fine free now. What are you on about? Librarians don't have time for your nonsense.

Haven't ordered from Amazon in over a year, and man it feels good. It's true about lower prices elsewhere. Many other sites offer free shipping too, and you don't have to spend $50 or whatever Amazon is charging non prime members now to get it.

AM radio at the top of the hour for news, and only when I'm in my car. My sprit animal is old man.

There is no site that replaces Amazon. Depends on what I'm looking for. Often, I go straight to manufacturer of what I want. They'll have coupons sometimes on other websites that may, or may not work. I have to work a little harder to shop, but it's worth it.