Don't speak

The drier the vegetation the more flammable it becomes

Rookie mistake is to look for coding jobs in Luxembourg, you earn 68k as a elementary school teacher

We prefer the term ooze...

dafür durfte ich letzten Sommer anstehen, 30 Meter in der prallen Sonne. Mein Touri Hack für Venedig wäre nach Padua zu gehen.

I can hear the sound of a billabong velcro wallet being ripped open

For an edgier sound cough

Everything nice

Im club darf aber nach aktueller Planing gar nicht konsumiert werden

He looks like a relative of the demon TV pastor that died a couple of months back

The one with the serrated edges? I don't like it, it's a bitch to clean, even though it saves x amount of cutoff... I much prefer the type linked by op, I have an even more ergonomic one from wmf that I love

There's a sleeping bus tour in Hong Kong for people who enjoy sleeping on moving vehicles

I'm sure Matt Gaetz still thinks he has independent thoughts

I hardly bump into people. Period. Most I see are posts with zero engagement

Yes! I have the same problem! Or similar at least...

In my own posts I don't see any comments on my posts, I only see them as replies in my inbox.

And then in the Frankfurt subfeddit specifically, I only see my (commentless) posts, even though there exist other posts. I only see the posts of others when I log off.

This is like this in the connect app, Firefox, chrome...

Edit: actually, the first problem I also only have in the Frankfurt sub... My one other post in the kaffee subfeddit shows up fine

spanish chicken von serious eats

Ich mache es meistens mit einem ganzen Huhn, und unter dem Huhn Gemüse meiner Wahl, diesmal mit Weißkohl, aber Kartoffeln, Paprika und Zucchini oder Auberginen eignen sich bestens (unter egal wie vorbereitetes Huhn im Ofen)

Achso und ich mach's natürlich im Ofen und nicht auf dem Kohle Grill...

And they have huge balls

Shit just works. Feels a lot less bureaucratic than Germany. And more egalitarian.

Its an older meme but it checks out, Sir

Kaufe seit kurzem die Netto Bohnen die in irgendeinem Stiftung Warentest ein Gut bekommen haben, 8,99 Euro pro Kilo und echt nicht schlecht, medium roast. Sie schmecken definitiv nicht so geil wie meine 25 Euro das Kilo Sorte vom lokalen Röster, aber da ich aktuell eh nur Cappuccino mache, fällt es weniger auf als beim Espresso pur trinken