What's with the high quality shitposts on lemmy. Did every master shitposter migrate here ?

You: why eat dog shit.

US : Yes.

I know anyone that write his comment in academic style is at least 10 times smarter than I but who's they?

Hey, am not chronically online...I just browse it when am bored....but like am always bored and stuff, so am a perfectly normal and sane person.

Teddit use an unofficial API https://codeberg.org/teddit/teddit they don't relay on reddit.

This should be pinned 📍

Yeah,motherfucker ! I vomited on the carpet. Now, clean it !

It's not really Arabic. That look like the Egyptian dialect. Also, Arabic is litteraly a language built to sound as poetic as possible. Fun fact : in ancient Arabia, the best poets regularly gathered for poetry dissing battles and the burns were sicker than anything today.

Some of these are outdated. First and foremost, SD maid became Foss and is available in github/f-droid.

For a modern looking software catalogue app aka app stores : Neo-store.

Lemmy apps are popping up like rabbit : control, wefwef, liftoff, some of the old Reddit apps like sync are getting converted to work with lemmy.

Twitter : alt front-ends died yesterday . Rip Nitter.

Reddit : most alt front-ends died . Teddit use and unofficial API so they still alive and kicking .🤟✊

Browser : kiwi(chromium), fennec(Firefox ) to get all you extensions working on your phone.

Good God in heaven...Wtf is this template ? This shit is some freaking modern art masterpiece that I'd buy for 2 millions if I was a rich eccentric asshole. Sadly , am not.

He probably did scream at some slave in south Africa for not bringing him enough emeralds.

I already speak Arabic so they're this much 🤏 close calling me one. One thing am sure about is that am a pirate. Harr harr me hearties !!

B is really the best of the 3 and by a long margin.

I freaking live in the desert so i know I'd have solar 16h a day for like 9 months but i also know that solar panels optimal temp is 25°. In here, it's a least 35, almost always above 40, often 45++ in the summer. Heck, there's days and days of consecutive 49° and somehow never reach 50° making me believe that if it reach 50° the government is required by international laws to not allow citizens out or something.

So touch is like a spell that can create and transforme anything to pure matter essence that you can then shape as you will with further spells ? That of course unless the thing you try to transform is a higher being ? "Root" is the ultimate devine incontation that grant it's user god like powers.

Sadly, the pressure of the newfound glory pushed him to the end. He tied his hand behind his back and shot himself three times in the head. Rip.

Science memes on my lemmy feed ? Subscribed instantly.

Dad, please come back. Mom is hoarding all the meth and Beth new boyfriend isn't even a cartel boss. He's a an accountant for god sake ! AN ACCOUNTANT !

The most implausible thing here is that it only costs 1 gem.