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Schrödinger's 8 Ball

This is actually how Russians do their propaganda. NATO is weak but also the greatest threat to our nation. Sending Abrams to Ukraine is pointless as they are useless tanks and Ukraine has already lost, but also sending Abrams is crossing a line and a declaration of war.

Gee, wonder where Trump learned it from?

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Safer with the monster, kind of

I like how her last line is actually very revealing about her interests. Like, nah girl, you don't believe any of what you said before, that's just the convenient excuse that sounds reasonable, you just don't want to admit that you're a freak for monsters.

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My players favorite ruler they ever met was a crippled, emaciated dwarf king who could barely sit up right while wearing his crown because it was too heavy for his weak neck.

One of my players almost cried when that ruler died at the end of the campaign.

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Visitors from far Cathay!

I've been to many ren fests, and I can say that no one cares what you're dressed as, as long as it looks dope. I once saw a man in a weird mechanical raven-man outfit, giving small colored rocks to children. I've also seen Jesus there many times.

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Anon measures up

To anyone feeling self-conscious about their dick: My wife's best friend was with a guy for years who had a 3 inch dick, and he was overweight. From what I was told, she enjoyed sex with him quite a bit, it was the rest of the relationship that was awful.

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Chemicals Released on Striking Teamsters at Airgas

I think it's time to go back to the old ways of striking, back when workers would take up arms against the company and get in shootouts with private security. If they don't want to play by the rules they made as a way to get workers to not take up arms, then what is stopping us from just not playing by the rules either?

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Don't you cheat me

I got my mom with that once as a kid. She brought me some dinner, I looked at it, sifted it around a bit, then asked "Where's the rest?" I was just screwing with her, but it turns out she had actually split part of it off to give to my half-sister, who had already eaten but wanted part of mine anyway (Which she ended up throwing away) and my mom gave it to her, so she thought I had actually figured that out and so she just admitted everything.