Yes, which means people will report them and the cops will turn up faster.

Actually yes, it massively increases the number of potential charges. Also way more likely to get excited police officers turning up quickly and knowing you have a gun.

In all fairness I have had a contractor come and do a quote when my wife wasnt home make a time and come back when we would both be home, talk the whole thing over with both of us and have us both sign. "Everyone needs to be in agreement, once we start work any miscommunications can be a nightmare to unravel" that being said if you cant/wont/dont communicate that well that is still shitting the bed.

Its also really not as insane as it sounds because it will also include all the state lotteries.

166 billion divided by roughly 300 million Americans puts it at about $500 a year. So if you buy a $10 ticket every week you are hitting the national average.

Yeah but last time I went to the movies I didnt have a 1 in 100,000,000 chance of walking out a millionaire.

I have a weekly ticket in the state lottery, I dont buy it to win. I'm renting the fantasy that I wont have to work ever again each week.

"Were twins"

"You dont look like twins"

"Mom liked to party"

You're also a Terminator so like sure you're in an enormous shitheap but you arent on the bottom.

You get to hang out with Keanu tho...

Metro?

Because that 2 lifetimes table doesnt cost $800 thats what grandma paid for it in the 50s when buying a 4 bedroom house for $30,000 and working at the mill for 50 years was normal.

It also weighs 3 tons and given that you live in a shitty 1 bedroom apartment and have to move every 6 months to an even smaller shoebox that costs an increasing % of your income every damn time, Its probably for the best that your shit is disposable.

Nsfw, Nsfl, and "Porn"

I like nsfw memes but dont want my feed full of porn. I have a seperate account for porn.

Haters are gonna hate hate hate hate hate.

"Not quite as pretty as you, thats how I could tell you apart."

Malicious compliance story.

Friend of mine was paying child support for his kids, his ex wife was claiming no income as she had to look after the kids which he knew was bullshit and she was working in the new boyfriends restaraunt but claimed that she was just "helping out when she could. That stopped for a year when her and her new boyfriend wanted to buy a house, so he gave her a very nicely paid job working at his restaraunt as a "manager". They found and bought a house and immediately she was "fired" and went back to seeking child support.

So he sued to have the child support lowered as she can clearly work when it suits her goals and she fought it kicking and fucking screaming, tried taking away his access to the kids and generally making his life hell. So he went to the tax office with a hot tip "I'm willing to bet that between (insert dates here) this restaraunt somehow took in exactly (insert what ex-wife made + taxes) more than they normally do per year. Id be willing to bet it was their best year ever and I guarantee you will find some very cooked books"

Turns out its really easy to get custody when your ex-wife is being charged with fraud and tax evasion.

I wonder if any other candidates for office will run on this as a platform.

"Vote for me, Kid Rock will stay away."

She loaded it, but poorly. Which is a vast improvement on my wifes not loading it at all.

I love Trey and Matt but the feud is so enormously stupid.

Family guys stupid gags are dumb and lazy writing, but also quite often fucking hilarious. I'm a guy sitting on my couch watching adult cartoons, I'm not exploring the depth of good writing I'm covered in Dorito crumbs and looking for a good laugh.

Dude did a reverse image search, checked out facebook and insta messaged her "Hey my buddy Anon wont shut the fuck up about how amazing you are but doesnt want to ruin the work relationship by asking you out. So please..."

Anons self confidence is so low he doesnt think he stands a chance so he treats attractive women like people instead of trying to weasel into their pants.

This is like Incel full circle.

"I'm sorry you feel that way" is up there.