The most positive thing I can think of is if you turn the system off, the game stops.

Wolfenstein 3D

Correction: IT people hate printers.

Not the Speak & Spell. You leave that one alone.

Of course there's AI in the bathroom, because AI is shit.

"Your" computer? Hahahahahahaha, yeaaahhh, no. No no no no no no. :-)

Why not? Don't let your dreams just be dreams.

Please tell me that bag says "Purina Horse Chow"

I've seen many people mention how they feel Idiocracy has gone from a comedy to a documentary. I disagree. I believe it's become a vision of a better future than the one we currently have ahead of us. I wish I was kidding.

It's gone from being a comedy to a documentary to a vision of a more positive future than our current one that we can achieve if we work together really hard. :-(

Lesbians have enjoyable sex all the time, and a penis typically isn't involved at all! If yours won't behave, just treat it like it's no big deal, and continue to have fun using other parts (your mouth and fingers come right to mind), and make sure everyone involved has a good time anyway.

With a new partner, right before it's time to get down with them for the first time, it's a good idea to ask if they've ever been with anyone with ED, and if not, just explain real quick that:

• If it misbehaves, it's no big deal; you're still having a good time, you don't want to stop, and you'll just use other parts to make sure they end up satisfied in the end.
• No matter what, it's not about them, it's a physical issue. It's exactly like how they no matter how much they want to, they simply can't can't lift and throw a car. It's a physical limitation, not a desire problem.
• If you end up having to do some DIY at the end, their participation isn't required, but certainly would be welcomed. [Which in this case means you jacking off once you've gotten them off, and having them help you in some way like making out with you, riding your face while you do it, rub you all over, etc, whatever would enhance that for you.]

Then get to it. 😁

Ooo. Really sorry to hear about your husband doing that. :-(