Nobody has any idea where these people are coming from…

…and we know they come from…

Ok, logically, at least one of these is guaranteed to be a lie.

I already knew it was a cult, but wow, it really is a cult

People thought I was dumb, but I proved them!

When the dog came up, I was expecting it to go “and the dog agreed it was a good stick”

These people that consider nerd dumps “delightful” seem extremely rare

You read into phrases past their actual meanings

Instead of saying what you think, you expect others to infer it based on subjective social rules

I see these as legitimately bad things that people should not do. The fact that society considers this normal is horrible!

I actually thought this was fake because it was posted here

Ok time travelers are fucking with us

Better that than a “controversies” section

Who is this person and why do his comic keep getting posted here?

Is there like an ongoing competition to see who can be the most negative over games? I’m starting to think I should just stay off the internet.

People be like “I love sunshine” from earth under an atmosphere with a cap and sunglasses while sitting under a shady tree. No. Go walk on the actual sun and like it. Let’s see.

You literally just did the thing I complained about.

Reminds me of a Noah’s ark tv special where they claimed to have found the ark and that there was a bunch of gold jewelry in it, including crucifixes. But…why would Noah have crucifixes?

Took him thousands of years to realize “wait, what if I just told them to love each other?”

I don’t see any reason for me to use Linux

You mean you don’t hyper fixate on a few uncomfortable moments from your past and hold grudges based on those?

Like the speech bubble with cat ears

I love how the dog thought “no they just don’t understand because I couldn’t explain it properly”

As far as I’m concerned it’s still just Facebook