My dumbass thought it was a slipper at first.

I can't answer that question but I've always wondered why anyone switches to Brave. I installed it a few years ago because I heard it was privacy focused and it immediately hit me with a bunch of shit about crypto and rewards or something. I uninstalled it immediately.

Titanic annual dbuttholeeaths?

sees meme posted on Lemmy

looks inside

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Jesus Christ. She sounded so scared. How can so many monstrous people exist?

Counterpoint: tiny terrestrial mammals becoming whales.

As if the act of murdering someone's dog wasn't infuriating enough the city has to go and say the officer did nothing wrong when they very clearly and objectively did. I can't imagine the rage the owners must be feeling right now.

Volkswagen should fix that shit for free. I can't tell you how pissed off I'd be if some random OTA update bricked my car.

All these Republicans speak at the DNC... but are they out there saying these things to other Republicans? I'd be willing to bet lots of right wing voters won't hear this message unless someone starts saying it through their regular communication channels. It's preaching to the converted.

I want to have fun.

I want to go dancing.

I want to laugh with close friends.

I want to make memories I will cherish.

I want to let go of my troubles and anxieties.

I want to believe that good things are still possible.

I want to know there is more to this life than counting days until we shed this mortal coil.

I like this silly video.

What the fuck does it even mean to outlaw a boycott?

2027

be me, american

going from 2nd job to 3rd job

hit random citizenship confirmation checkpoint

"papers!"

give them passport, everything seems in order

"receipt for your mandatory daily purchase from an israeli business?"

"shit"

beaten with batons while being called antisemite

50% of all wages garnished to israel for next 3 years

Holy shit at the part about their dog's skull. I mean seriously, Jesus Christ. How can such vile hatred exist in this world against people causing you no harm whatsoever?

I just see a pair of tits. I can't tell if I'm missing the joke or getting the joke.

That hug from her friend was so genuinely heartwarming I couldn't help but smile.

I'm still extremely sour about having one in my cart within 30 seconds of the page going live but the checkout process just failing.

So we can both watch X-Files

Musk is such a fucking waste of oxygen. This is how he tricks people into thinking he isn't as dumb as a lobotomized sunfish. He smugly says a bunch of bullshit just vague enough to fool other idiots into playing along because they want to feel smart too. There's nothing ironic about the news story he referenced. He's a fucking moronic narcissist who hears something and without even bothering to process the information immediately assumes he understands it on a level beyond everyone else. And if you press him on it even slightly he'll just say you have a tiny brain or call you a pedophile or some shit.

I'll bet you Putin knows precisely what's going on.

Is this real? Asking for myself.

Aren't pufferfish supposed to have a noticable personality compared to most other fish? I feel like I read somewhere they can be sociable and even playful.