For reference: https://redshirtsalwaysdie.com/2021/02/26/voyagers-native-american-consultant-was-a-fraud/

Don't do it! Ghosts will show up and ruin your Christmas.

Don't connect to internet, Shift f10 to bring up command prompt, oobe/bypassnro, wait for restart, click I don't have internet, make local account. Did it today.

If only there were a way to make it so employees weren't willing to risk their jobs scamming the company to just to earn an extra $100. 🤔

That sounds like quote right off of /r/wallstreetbets

I still have and use all my old Craftsman tools from the 90s. One of my 1/4 ratchets broke and since it's a made in the USA tool, I figured I would look for parts online and try to repair it. Unfortunately the parts cost more than the wrench on ebay, so I decided to take it to Lowes (who now distributes Craftsman tools) to see if they would honor the lifetime warranty. They had no qualms about honoring the warranty and replaced it with the current model, knowing full well the tool was 30 years old. The new ratchet is more ergonomic, has a finer tooth count and not nearly as sloppy as the old one. So shout out to Stanley and Lowes for doing the right thing.

There's so many of us, they've started putting us in Cargo Hold 7.

At best that's a myth, at worst it's whitewashed history to hide a genocide. The Lenape didn't have a concept of land ownership, they didn't believe a person could own the earth, so they couldn't have had anything to sell.

Healthy fuck.

Those are the ones I would attack too. I'd also like to send a shout out to the 5 corroded ones on the right.

Windows Server 2022 kicks 2000 in the balls, does a line of coke, and crashes.

The correct answers were: MASH and The Wonder Years.

Is ty supposed to be thank you? Like (thank you)^-1 or thank you... NOT!?

Wow, dude. ::dad hug::

According to Google, Stewart started smoking in 1955 and quit in 2000. Smoking doesn't really appear to be thing in the Star Trek future.

Mind the pedestrians, dear.

Windows Server 2022

That appears to be a strawberry 'now and later' candy.

Damn, didn't even wait til he died.