Not sure how I came across this again lol but if I recall I said something like, "I often fantasize about sucking huge cocks until I gag but I'm not gay, do you think that's weird?"
Prolly not exact but it was something to that effect. And he answered perfectly.
Small nitpick, but you shouldn't mix "usted" ("se ha desmayado") with informal "tú" ("te estamos deteniendo"). Also a cop isn't going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they're detaining at least.
This one is obvious. I'd visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man's johnny while the lights were out.
If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?
You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck.
P.s. great idea, fun game!
My dad's parents 10x over. A retired drill sargeant-turned-private contractor and red cross nurse versus a chemical engineer poindexter and his SAH wife
This is a difficult one. In a post-Marxist sense where social striation is almost infinite, I'd guess it would be whichever group crossed the most "-ists" in the Venn Diagram, if that makes sense.
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What do you think about minorities?
Don't like em, never cared for em
Oof. What was the original?
Twist: it is the original
OP had a sudden stroke and never got to editing his comment!
If you had to choose one historical figure to lead the world, who would you choose?
There are so many, it's hard to choose. At the end of the day though, it would probably be Hitler (obvious answer, I know)
:)
obvious lol
What animal do you think should be hunted to extinction?
Any animal? Probably an elephant
At what time do you normally start drinking?
7:30 AM most days. 10 on the weekends
What did you use to tell your little brother when you played?
There's nothing wrong with wanting to get throatfucked by a big juicy cock
Oof I wish I had a big bro like that
Holy mf what was the ORIGINAL‽
Not sure how I came across this again lol but if I recall I said something like, "I often fantasize about sucking huge cocks until I gag but I'm not gay, do you think that's weird?"
Prolly not exact but it was something to that effect. And he answered perfectly.
Man, that's amazing!
Señor, se ha desmayado en el tren y hemos encontrado 14 kg de cocaína en su mochila. Te estamos deteniendo.
This is America, speak English
Tu quieres mayonesa en la biblioteca, por favor?
Small nitpick, but you shouldn't mix "usted" ("se ha desmayado") with informal "tú" ("te estamos deteniendo"). Also a cop isn't going to be so polite to a drug trafficker. Not one they're detaining at least.
What's the most flavourful way to oven-roast a baby?
Baked plain
They don't even need to edit their question you monster
What was the original, may I ask?
When you're having sex with your partner, what fantasy would you play in your head just before you orgasm?
This one is obvious. I'd visit the bedroom of Mr. and Mrs. Hitler on that faithful evening and slip a rubber over the old man's johnny while the lights were out.
Just wow
I'm interested to know what the original was
Ok here's the scenario, the love of your life has just lost both of their parents in a horrible accident, how do you comfort them?
Sammy time 😋🥪
Honestly, valid even with the edit.
If your spouse was in a terrible accident during a power outage and you had to construct an alternative power source to power their life support - how would you do it?
Just make it quick, I wouldn't make a good battery
You threw me though a loop there but I think I gotcha in the end.
That said, I fully expect you to turn the tables and edit your original post to make an the askers look like assholes lol
What do you say when you see Marjorie Taylor Green?
"Excuse me, Miss, but I think you've stolen something: My heart ❤️"
What is your favorite Hispanic race?
That dorito thing but I never really liked Mexican that much
Do you have any advice for my son? He's grieving my late husband who was killed for being bald and gay.
My hair goes down past my shoulder blades and I blow strangers I meet on Sniffies every week so make of that what you will
Go you! Edited
How do you feel about Israel's genocide in Gaza?
Warm and fuzzy 😊
You told me about your two ex's: The one that came out of the closet, and the one that barely survived that car accident and is in a coma even today.
If you could go back in time to relive one of those relationships, which would it be with?
Vegetable. Fruits hurt my teeth
I just realized I’m gay, how do you respond to that?
I hate gay people and love Donald Trump (the TRUE president of the United Statss of Maerica)
sorry for this lmao
if you were to beat up your grampa, you'd beat'em till their face showed what colour?
Red, but like, deep red.
::: spoiler spoiler What's the most insulting thing anybody's every said to you? :::
What is a lesson your parents taught you, that you'd like to pass down to your children?
Probably that time my dad said I wouldn't be worth plant food when I came out as bi
Wow, dude. ::dad hug::
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We appreciate you man. Safe space here. Hope you feeling better
The vietnam war was a horrible war with between 1 and 3 million casualties. What do you remember about the vietnam war?
The black hair one. I used to have a crush on that girl when I was younger
You were supposed to just say a name. I had a whole line planned for whichever name you picked, but you ruined it. Now this is what you get, I hope you enjoy looking like a saddistic fuck. P.s. great idea, fun game!
How did you propose to your fiance?
Liquid spewing from both ends
Which country should be nuked and why
Thailand, for the culture
Oof
What skills do you have that would keep a marriage stable for decades?
I love pornography and getting high and gooning for 10+ hours a day
What's gooning?
The key to a successful marriage
Edging so hard you literally become a horned up zombie person.
I don't need to edge to be that
Can't hurt to try
Oh. Thank you.
What tips do you have for putting a baby to sleep?
Itty bitty cement shoes?
What is your favorite thing disabled people can't do?
I love night hiking
You have a wife, do you let her drive?
Women can't drive
Doesn't even need editing lol
If you had to have sexual CBT and BDSM with your grandparents, who are you picking and why?
My dad's parents 10x over. A retired drill sargeant-turned-private contractor and red cross nurse versus a chemical engineer poindexter and his SAH wife
Curiously inspiring, this one
Would you work for Panda Express if they paid you with cash?
Uh, no, just the General Tso with rice, please
You must create a feel-good movie to lift everyone's spirits, what do you make?
A Pixar adaptation of Night by Elie Weisel
What was the orig? This is great. I couldn't ask a question that would get this answer.
What stereotypes do you hate about America?
We don't all drink piss light beer and shoot guns. Many Americans can live long, happy lives without ever shooting a gun.
I think someone forgot to go back and edit their question
Hey you forgot to edit this yo
What do you think of everyone here who has external genitalia?
Weird question. Small, obviously.
Pretend you’re President and given dictatorial powers, who would you eliminate first on day one to make the world a better place?
This is a difficult one. In a post-Marxist sense where social striation is almost infinite, I'd guess it would be whichever group crossed the most "-ists" in the Venn Diagram, if that makes sense.
Do you hate hitler?
I hate Hitler
I never met the guy.
I've heard some things about him. He sure sounds like a real jerk.
Which one? The African one? Naah I hate him. The white one tho? Mmmm 😍
/s
How much did you donate to Trump's legal defence?
$120
Who was the 65th US secretary of state?
Colin Powel
Who's your favourite coworker and why?
Which one of the questions made you laugh the loudest?
What do you hate most about computers?
In inches? Probably like 20, but that's just a random guess
What do you think of your girlfriend?
Cute AF?? That's sweet.
Oh wow dude. Not cool.
Are you going to come back and answer some of these questions?
Which is worse: Racism or Sexism?
Reply to my comment with something
Can I please get this image without the text?
NVM, found it.
What do you think is the worst way for a pet to die?
What's your favorite place to vacation to?
What do you do for a living?
What's your favorite dinosaur? How many could you fight off at once?
What is the most you would pay for a used 2003 Ford Focus, and what would make you willing to pay extra?
Can you name any US Supreme Court Justices?
If you were a superhero, which would you be?
The flash
Donald Trump or Joe Biden?
Only one arm generated, no tail.