It's a specific company that creates a cookie consent manager that way, and a lot of websites use it. The progress bar is entirely faked; you're being made to wait for nothing.

Please, stop being stupid

The one I used to hear was waking up in a tub of ice without one or both kidneys

All of the senior positions are now listed as Clippy. I have a bad feeling about this...

My previous ISP once called me to tell me that i couldn't reach the speed of my current plan from my house, and offered me to take a cheaper package without reducing my speed.

My current ISP sent me a mail at the beginning of this year informing me they were quadrupling my speed at no extra charge. And they did, I went from 50 up/down to 200.

Slovenia, and they're not that poor.

Not just children in their family, even children from other regions are kidnapped and forced to work on the farms. It's genuine, old fashioned, slavery.

But we introduce entirely new classes at the same time.

A Cuphead dev reacting to Cuphead speedruns is an interesting watch because he explains why all the tricks work.

They'll happily sit on the existing art and endlessly regurgitate it

The Dev tools in Firefox (and probably other browsers) can do this, too. Not just curl, also fetch and other formats

People who care about writers?

No-one's taking it harder than Florida woman, let me tell you

It's kinda of a joke name, the scientific name is sesquipedaliophobia, just a smidge over four letters.

The clever part is that there is no paper trail: the printer hadn't been paid. 🤓

That's how it worked for my kids, too.

Not the entire market, only the American one. Everywhere else was doing fine.

I thought that, but then i noticed there's a pen hanging on a chain next to the paper.

Which drugs, out of curiosity?

Apparently we no longer need compasses. Just bring the dog out to the deck to figure out where we're going.

And Kevin. Fuck Kevin.