This could become a popular opinion if we do it; but I'm pretty sure if we (the world) all chip in and buy Donald a really cool model train set; he'd be at peace and frick off into the sunset...
We'll vote on the scale, but I think we can all agree that it should be gold-plated.
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Biden was the one into Trains.
With Trump ... maybe a golden sex doll of an under aged version of his daughter?
If I was a world leader when Trump asked for aid to fight Iran, I would have sent a pallet of adult daipers.
It is a well known & popular fact that one pallet of adult diapers is exactly enough to supply
KrasnovAgent Dependable for half of one speech.The reason the government is hesitant to release the truth about intelligent beings on other planets & dimensions is because they have the technology to become invisible.
This technology is used to not only hide his front centaur legs, but also for the hiding of the unfortunate celestial beings that employ this cloaking technology for stealthy-like mid-sentence dementia driven bouts of full evacuation.
Unless the train set is solid fucking gold, Donald won't give a single shit about it.
Just say it was stolen from a poor immigrant child and he will get excited.
...but how will THAT kill him?
It doesn't. He retreats to his bunker to play with his model trains for the rest of his time.
This is the best outcome. We all know prison is out of the picture.
If you're familiar with old people or terrible leaders in bunkers...
Bad electrical wiring, inhaling small parts, maybe?
The US famously tried to blow up Castro using explosive sea-shells (he liked collecting them, albeit not the exploding kind) during "The Bay of Pigs"
Okay, but then what about the next autocratic blowhard? And the next one? And the next one?