Yeah, it's a wealth tax we need. 10% a year of everything over $100 million. Yeah, bitch, I'm including all your motherfucking shares and property as well.

I had that with "I don't care about cookies" add-on.

I disabled it and then it blocked me for being from Europe. 🤷‍♂️

Oh, have Gen Z rediscovered the thermos flask?

They've captured his weird lumpy face beautifully.

Sad that Android TV boxes have better playback than PCs costing 20 times as much.

Only 23 years?

I don't think this bad lad has changed since Windows 3.1

"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Turns out he was thinking about ducks all along.

Is it just a 70% smaller battery?

Just about all of it.

Most farming gets subsidised. This is a good thing. You want excess in the system. You've seen what the free markets did to housing. You don't want that happening to food.

The slavery-in-all-but-name isn't such a good thing, but hey-ho.

Self checkout is just fine, as long as you have enough of them.

Even better are the handsets you can take around the shop and scan as you go, as nobody wants to really be doing an entire trolley at the self checkout.

Did the same thing with Dubya.

"That other guy is terrible" is a really bad way to go into an election.

Neither side knows how to fix things, but one of them lies and says it does. Being the incumbent doesn't help either, because if you do say you know how to fix things the obvious reply is "well why haven't you done it then?"

Your own opinion is the only one that matters.

Unless you like Expendables 4. If you liked that you deserve prison.

Oh don't worry.

The billionaires will make sure the homeless don't exist soon enough.

Well done Andrew Wakefield, you colossal fucking twat.

Massive Coronary 2024.

The only sane choice.

That's all well and good but I don't want you living in my garden.

There is a world outside the USA.

They took the fingerprint scanner out and put a really bad one behind the screen...

Pretty benign as far as billionaire hobbies go.

The rest seem to want to run their own private space programs or worse, meddle in politics.

And on another note, why is it not backwards compatible with older apps?

I've got games and a bathroom speaker I can't access because I got a new phone. Are we just expecting devs to sit there updating their apps forever to meet new stupid requirements?

Fuck the whole Android ecosystem. It's completely broken from top to bottom.