Because everyone knows they dropped the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki...

I thought firetrucks were designed to shove little things like that out of the way?

Not sure the model... but the automated systems failing in a new car is a sure sign of a flat battery. Stabilitrack for example is one system that, if nothing else fails, can be upset about a flat battery.

Also, if you're in the US, don't forget to price check a place like O'Reilly's... same batteries, different stickers, less monies.

That, is a sandwich.

And now I'm hungry

I'm sure they probably know him and are semi-used to his presence... but that dude is still ballsy as fuck to be standing that close to a newborn. That elephant straight up said "Fuck off" with that move to shield the baby.

I don't work with elephants, but I've been around enough cows with newborns to learn to read the signs... I'm fairly familiar with that body language, you are absolutely correct... he was one intrusive elephant thought from achieving escape velocity.

It might... if you clarify wtf you put on it lol

Whaaaaaaat? A politician behaving like a political animal? The shock! The scandal!