Anyone else like to breath when they require oxygen?

There are two types of country artists. One will help you hide a body and run from the cops. The other will call you a slur.

Welp, we’re fucked.

Guns and cops destroying another family.

I prefer “revenge procrastination bedtime”. I need to get back at that shitty day I just had.

When I was like 12, I thought chain wallets were the shit. Unfortunately my parents wouldn’t let me have one. I ended up hooking a bunch of Disney keychains together and wore that as my chain wallet. This was often worn with my favorite sleeveless neon green shirt and my lucky black and white checkered shorts.

Tradition. I think it’s just the photographers asking for the shot

This is the plot to the Paw Patrol movie.

That indentation holds your baguette for easy slicing.

I wish we could learn from our mistakes.

The Lorax

It’s from Greece. Taken in the 70’s. Found it in my Grandparents photo album.

We don’t know each other, so my words don’t mean much, but I am really sorry you are feeling so down. It sounds like it’s pretty exhausting.

Is there an option , without getting thrown in jail, where my tax dollars aren’t used to kill brown children across the globe?

When you drive an Uber in America.

We need more naked men on our coins. I’d start carrying change.

In this situation, I would recommend grape seed oil. It has a higher smoking point.

This got me rock hard.

I would be so broken and angry if I had to go through that terrible experience twice.

I think what they are trying to say that if you can quickly grab your loaded firearm and be ready for defense, then you are not storing your firearms correctly. Firearms should be locked up and ammo kept separate.