I was really excited to read the start of that headline.

“The purpose is not solely religious,” Sen. J. Adam Bass, R-Bossier City, told the Senate. Rather, it is the Ten Commandments' "historical significance, which is simply one of many documents that display the history of our country and foundation of our legal system.”

There is NO WAY to say this with a straight face. We all know what you're fucking doing, just admit it.

“Next, many of my Christian friends have asked me to find Jesus before I go. I’m not a believer, but I have to admit the risk-reward calculation for doing so looks so attractive to me, so here I go. I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior and look forward to spending an eternity with Him. The part of me not being a believer should be quickly resolved if I wake up in heaven. I won’t need any more convincing than that. I hope I’m still qualified for entry.”

What an absolute fucking goober. Good luck with that one, chief.

He doesn't even have a reason this time. He's just doing it to prove he can. He going to tank the economy just to spite us.

25th amendment. Now.

Yeah, thank God he's only brain damaged, he might have had autism. ಠ_ಠ

As a Michigander this is physically painful to say... but you done good Ohio.

Please drink verification can.

"Please hold off punishing me from unsuccessfully cheating in the last election until I am able to successfully cheat in this one"

If anyone is confused about how people can believe this shit, it's right here. "It's amazing to have knowledge." The belief they have secret knowledge that brings them to a level above the plebs. That the common man won't even try to find or even believe you when you tell them the secrets cause they just aren't like you, they're not ready to ascend like you have. It's as intoxicating to a certain type of person as heroin.

Perfect, so now we know this was pre-meditated retribution for a minor incident days prior. Yelling at someone and breaking a taillight is not a crime worthy of the death penalty.

Name a more iconic pair than bananas and fascist death squads

They do realize this. They see it as a problem that needs fixing.

Tobacco and liquor lobbies hate the competition. It's always about the money.

Or the transitive property

If the number of women I've known named Luna is any indication, the moon is trans too.

Was there ever a time it wasn't?

Ah yes, because we have been such a scourge in all the previous Olympics, had to put a stop to that 🙄

I boymoded for nearly three years at work. I have no fucking idea how. I was trying to hide C cups, lmao. People really don't notice things they aren't looking for.

The law requires a technology safety standard by November 2024 if the technology is ready.

The technology will never be ready. The accuracy required for such a thing to not be universally despised is absurd.