Plot twist, their kid is AI

In other new discoveries, water is wet!

I know these studies are helpful because they show the data to back it up. That being said though, my brain says "No fucking shit!" Every time I read painfully obvious headline like these.

As somebody that currently has a sink full of dirty dishes (picked up around my place), clothes that made it to the hamper (picked up off the floor), and a pile of cleaning products still on the table I ordered online... No. It just puts the mess in one spot for me to avoid. But I'm depressed currently. I'll clean up when I snap out of it in a few days. It comes in waves.

"Not even being provocative"... Proceeds to justify being a pedo.

I knew a guy like this. He said he didn't like sunflower seeds for the same reason he didn't like shrimp. "Too crunchy". Apparently he was eating the shell and all of both of these things...

Usually the ones loudest about the gay thing are in the closet. It's because they feel a certain way when they think about it. Then they feel shame because of their backwards ass religion and overcompensate with a bunch of other in the closet religious nuts.

I actually had a friend sorta like this! He never went gay bashing or anything or he wouldn't be my friend but if anybody asked if he was gay or made any inkling he'd freak tf out! He'd also be super weird and uncomfortable if there was anybody gay around when most of us really didn't give a shit one way or the other. I'm not talking about somebody hitting on him, just "this person is gay" and he'd get all uncomfortable and weird. This was middle school to highschool btw so maturity levels should be taken into account.

Years later he came out as bi. Good on him for working on his inner demons I guess.

Why the fuck does nobody know the difference between loose and lose anymore? I swear this wasn't a thing that was commonly confused a few years back.

I may be dumb but I don't get it. From the comic strip alone it's not clear why Satan is calling God and I have no idea what he did? "Is it because of" can mean a lot of different things. Idk, maybe it's obvious and I'm just an idiot.

I'm doing my part helping put McDonald's out of business. They aren't cheap anymore and somehow the quality has gotten worse. I went from going once a week many years back to once a month then a few times a year to never. Every time I go I'm disappointed.

Fake, cheap, and plastic with a huge price tag. What a perfect representation of the United States.

Anybody upset about this needs to be upset with their employer. If you need to work over 12 hours a day everyday you're being severely underpaid. Saying this as a guy that used to do it to survive. My boss would praise me and tell people everyone needed to be more like me while knowing damn well why I was doing what I was doing. Tried to be the empathetic hand while completely exploiting me.

Wasn't she also fucking dudes in her big ass bed on her private jet provided by tax payers?

Daylight savings is always a hard thing to explain to them too

Calling it now! He changed his cell phone plan just like the secret service did right at the most convenient time ever wiping all messages.

Me: "Why am I so angry about nothing?"

Would he have said anything at all or apologized if he wasn't called out? I doubt it.

Here comes another UFO release! I bet tomorrow.

We need an Internet 2.0 invite only. no bots, governments, or companies allowed.

Gotta keep us at odds with the miniscule things so we don't start to agree with each other in the bigger things. It's not red vs blue, it's us vs them. The havs and the have nots. Once you change the argument to that, you can start making progress.

I just got a car that shuts off when stopped. I hate it. Especially when you stop at a stop sign for a second too long and it shuts off then you hit the gas and it hesitates because it has to literally start the engine before moving.