Gotta draw the line somewhere, I guess
Weird hill to die on but at least you're dead?
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Sources say the inciting incident was when he referred to them as "sweater puppies" and Noem instinctively drew her gun on them.
HAH.
Best comment I’ve read this month. Thank you lol
and the bullets bounced off his gigantic titties as if they were rubber bullets.
Brother is going through it
Fuck me, that’s cursed.
When the clankers have me against the wall, I'm going to tell them this is the only thing of value they ever made.
You know, I should have though about if it was ai. I hate that I just repost this shit automatically now
brother, a shit post that took one prompt to create and can be copy/pasted into eternity is nearly infinitely more valuable than most of the AI usage in the world
don't feel bad about such minimal and efficient and effective usage
It's not your fault the best thing LLM's are good for is making shitposts!
Fuckin' a that rips.
His name was Robert Paulson
Carl Wheezer?
The nips need to be at 2:00 and 7:00
Wasn't she also fucking dudes in her big ass bed on her private jet provided by tax payers?
She has a bed made of a giant ass?
A big ass-bed indeed (relevant xkcd)
It's an older xkcd, sir, but still relevant
She has a long standing affair with Corey Lewandowski, a GOP douche-whisperer. She brought him in as like an unofficial dhs dickhead or something before she was bounced if I recall.
Nah you see infidelity is fine, having fantasies is not.
corey luindowski
Canadian here. Can someone explain the story behind the fake boobs?
The husband of known puppy-killer and former ICE figurehead (aka, ICE barbie) and republican presidential candidate Kristie Noem's husband, paid a sex worker to engage in a trans bimbo fantasy with them (over zoom), where they would shove inflated balloons under their shirt while the sex worker would engage in their "bimbo-ification" fantasy.
I almost respect it, but I can't respect the person
So she's far right and so generally anti anything beyond standard missionary style sex. (Or so she tries to proclaim), and then became a lap dog for the far right. The right are also super triggered right now by trans people.
So it was a bit of a shock (but not really) that her husbands fetish is apparently pretending that he has big fake balloon boobs. The image leaked... Somehow I forget how. I want to say it was hacked but I think it was stupider like he accidentally emailed it to the wrong person, I'm sure someone will correct me. Which hey, we all got our things, no shaming him for his kink. Lots of shame though at them trying to toe the moral line while being complete hypocrites. Although it's unknown if she knew about is inflated interests.
Something tells me that it was more the giant fake tits becoming public rather than just their existence.
Yea, that really raised the pressure.
Love this for her.
But traitors belong in prison (at minimum) and I'm still waiting on that.
To be fair, this would not be the first marriage that I’ve witnessed not surviving giant fake titties.
Was he wearing her tiddies?
I think it's her face that comes off.
I keep think about all the money she was funneling out of the government to a production company she owned to portray herself as ICE barbie. She is just quietly removed and not even a slap on the wrist. Noem was excited and parading as people were captured like animals and were being disappeared. Her biggest concern was touching up her makeup. I really hope one day she answers for her involvement.
If they were going to go after all the people funnelling money out of the US government, they just wouldn't do anything else.
Not that they really do anything much anyway, of course...
I really don't even understand what is going on in that image, it's like half Mrs.Doubtfire half "I have a very particular set of skills..."
The headlights were misaligned, so he couldn’t get a sticker
I think we as he left should embrace Bryon and help them get the biggest, chelsea charms level, boobahs they desire.
Did he attach them upside down?
"Conservatives" are fuckin weird.
Nearly every conservative yelling that they hate gays, trans, and the like are just screaming their self hatred.
The hypocrisy is not the worst part of the situation, but it is still just plain stupid.
He better not follow her outside, he might not make it to the
gravel pitgarage.good thing he has these giant boobs as a shield.
This divorce is going to seriously impair her adultery.
Oh noes..how are the neonazis taking it?
Oh Noemsss*
FTFY
Fight Club (1999)
His name was Robert Paulson.
(Fuck me, why do I remember bitch-tits Bob’s proper name after 27 years but I forget my coworkers’ names sometimes?)
Have you gathered everyone around and chanted “his name is <coworker’s name>” for each coworker?
Well obviously no, they’re all still alive. Only in death do coworkers here at Project Mayhem, LLC have a name.
Lmao what a finale
Her fidelity became less of a political asset than that picture was a political liability.
It's ok, she'll shoot some puppies to blow off some steam and be right as rain
Love how a story as crazy as this just......disappears. damn, this country is boiled,isn't it?
Take him to the quarry Kristi
So she's single now? Asking for a friend.
Hope your friend has no integrity or dogs.
Or taste.