It's such a stupid system. I did a little research when this was introduced and sure, if I try to go to porn sites then a lot of them will ask for verification. But, I can just go to a search engine and type "hot naked girls", turn off 'safe search' and be rewarded with as more pussy pictures than I can shake my stick at. But, as we all know, this law has nothing to do with protecting kids and everything to do with the UK becoming an authoritarian quasi-facist oligarchy.

Fuck, I laughed too hard at this.

My apologies in advance to the good people of Birmingham but it is well documented that the accent is associated with low intelligence.

What astonished me most about this article is that it was written a full year after Muskrat threw a Nazi salute infront of a room of Republicans and they all fucking cheered

Every one of these robots represents an unemployed person. Get them in the hedge.

u ok, hun?

If only there was a trading partner that we could deal with that would be more reliable, closer and less fucking crazy. We could form some sort of union with them, maybe sign a free trade agreement, have freedom of movement for everyone within it, even have a place in some sort of joint parliament with all the other contributors....

I know, I'm just talking crazy, nothing like that exists.

I mean, it's pretty big, but not too big, you know?

OK, now I'm crying.

Historically, a bloody revolution normally does the trick.

I have a friend who likes to review movies in a similar style to Hideo Kojima, i.e. He refuses to be disparaging but the worse a movie is, the less he says. His review of Tron: Arse was, "It has a nice bassy soundtrack".

"It's Troning time"

Absolutely the click-baitiest headline I've ever seen.

Saved you a click - A local council rescinded filming permission for a film featuring Nicolas Cage as they didn't want a swastika flag hanging over their building.

"I feel nothing, so why do you?"

He’s been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

You'll have to log in remotely via teams

Duh

No evidence except the eyewitness testimony of 20 people, including one of his mates at the time.

Bet she didn't expect how much that would Costa