Land of the free

Taylor CO2 Swift

Not with that attitude

We are fucked

Of course he has. I've been saying this for months. Putin's got a video of Trump fucking a minor and so Trump will do anything he says. Putin was a spy, Trump is a paedo.

Last time I did ket I found myself lying on the front lawn of an LA suburban family home, in the rain, watching Mel Gibson choke out Gary Busey, but I definitely was not anymore intelligent from that encounter.

Pasta, yes. Spaghetti, no.

Surprisingly sweet

They do best buried quite deep. About 6ft should do it. No need to water.

They listen to Nine Inch Nails and work in factories.

Same but ADHD. Stops my brain from being a complete box of frogs for a few hours and makes everything delicious. Yay weed.

Hmmmm, I wonder why....

Pizza sauce is so easy to make yourself - fry a clove of garlic in a teaspoon of oil, add a can a chopped tomatoes, a pinch of salt, a pinch of sugar, a pinch of oregano - let that simmer on the stove, stirring occasionally, for about 20 minutes or until all the water has boiled off and you have a thick puree then spread that on your chosen base and add some cheese. Voila! If you learn how to make your own dough then a homemade cheese pizza will cost pennies and taste better than anything you will get in the supermarket.

Thanks, but I would rather gnaw of my own feet

The money from paying for the TV licence pays for the BBC. You don't need a licence if you don't watch BBC channels/streaming.

He's being a massive brick about it tho

Nanana na nanana na nanana na nanana na nanana - Darude, probably

I'm old enough to be one of Napster's early adopters. Unfortunately most of my collection has been lost to either malfunction or negligence but due to most of the major streamers being fucking evil I'm back sailing the musical seven seas. And plus my internet is about 100x faster now so yohoho mehearties.

What does he think about Reddit?