What! There's no way Trump uses Strava.

reads article

Oh, the bodyguards... that makes sense and is kinda smart to investigate.

"I don't want to get into the details."

Real "You guys weren’t going to fact check" energy.

Steam censored it for them. Nobody would go and use hearts if they were to self censor. They'd use ****ing asterisks.

He's had a series of mini-strokes though. We know it because he tweeted that he didn't have them.

The word Dominatrix now makes sense to me. It's such a neat word. I never thought of the male equivalent being simply a Dominator.

This is the correct answer. It might also be the filename shown. If you can put your cursor over that it might become underlined. All big Download buttons are not to be trusted.

Distaste for political dynasties perhaps? I don't really like Trudeau as Prime Minister of Canada because his dad was Prime Minister as well. I hope he pulls a Biden and drops out before the next election to get someone fresh in.

Brexit was so successful, it's now time for Texit!

There's a lot more to it than that. Which ISO do you download? How do you make the USB installable. What to do if the USB doesn't boot when you restart the computer. Do you want to manually partition things? What the hell's a partition?

There's installing Linux, then there's confidently installing Linux.

Wow, what a story. The kind of thing you'd expect from a 3rd world shithole country which I guess the USA is becoming.

6am to 7pm. Somebody doesn't even like their kids and doesn't want anything to do with them.

Just watching the beginning and seeing him scribble on a piece of paper gave me chills. Such a little thing but I've never seen anyone else do that, and I guess it just means the Daily Show is about to start!

I thought it was going through a face matching database and thought you were Gowron. I didn't even see that it picked the face out of your shirt. That's hilarious.

I love these kinds of stories. Thanks for writing the follow up!

I'm not used to being on the happy side of this meme. Feels good.

Careful of backcharging large companies. They'll remove your account from all their services. Looking at you Google.

Cigarette smokers. Mostly because I hate the smell and smokers have their sense of smell damaged so much they don't notice. And sometimes when it sticks to their clothing I just can't be around them at all.

Stole. They stole that money from everyone you know.