Sucks to be a hard-hitting, accurate journalist these days. The world is against you regardless of how correct you are.

Man, I hate getting called out.

Oh. Oh God. Please no.

"Valour" is one of those words that I think deserves a "u" regardless of if I'm Canadian.

Comrade.

Having lived in New Zealand and Oregon, I wish Oregon was on less maps.

Lorde is actually more of an anthropomorphic bendy tape measurer, which lends them to more forms of metrology than we give them credit for. They aren't just pop icons. They're people. When they aren't rulers.

What part of deoxyribonucleic acid do you not understand?

"SO HOW ABOUT THAT ISRAELI - PALLESTINIAN CONFLICT?"

One for dying alone in the woods, please.

Coming from someone that memorized it in high school and hasn't used it since, I am enraged.

2019? Oh... oh dear.

Hey, you can... you can respectfully keep furries out of this one. Just saying. We've got nothing to do with that mess. This time at least.

Elon and his cohorts have been involved in 4chan since it was a cultural phenomenon back in the day. Not because he had some skin in the game, but because it probably felt good to know and disseminate information before the rest of the 4channers knew it. That boy is all about clout before anything else.

You said everything people need to hear, but in a cruel and condescending voice to someone looking to fix the issue that we're all pissed off about. Consider your presentation given the context, homie.

This happened to me, but we all went back to my apartment and played Smash Bros. I did not get laid and I have no regrets.

Everyone is a furry now, and this pleases me.

Where did, "how rubbery is that pussy" come from? Goddamn, I thought we had more decorum. This is coming from a furry.

I met a man - a very pregnant man - tears in his eyes - the baby too - told me to legalize gun care or his baby would die.

Yeah, but, "empathy coughing" would be low on the list of my Occam's razor responses. That's like... good dog, but at the same time, why did you cost me a lot of money dog. They just exercising empathy but don't know how.

You can turn off nudity in BG3, but it won't push your buttons if you exclusively get off on space lasers.