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lemm.ee

... this option is beginning to feel a bit crowded, will there be like a line or something? Is scheduling an option? I don't want to be around people, ew

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sh.itjust.works

everyone's in the woods now. It isn't really alone anymore.

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There's always somewhere to be alone if you're willing to travel far enough. Nobody's going to live in the rocky, frozen wastes of the Canadian Shield for example

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sh.itjust.works

I'll make conceptual art alone in the woods, just like my father did after joining the army.

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Yeah, idk what it says about me that this choice seemed like a good deal.

When it's time for me, an easy death surrounded by quiet and nature seems like the best way.

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lemm.ee

I'll have the same, but like far enough from this person to still feel alone

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lemmy.world

Aren't you alone as soon as they finish dying?

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lemmy.one

My lifelong goal is to become a legendary hermit in the mountains somewhere.

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Hey, just because you're destined to die alone in the woods doesn't mean you can't help the interlopers to the same destiny...

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Why can't I make conceptual art in the woods?

Your odds of dying alone in the woods aren't bad if you join the Army.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

... Conceptual art. My father may have been effeminate, but he wasn't as feminine as I'm about to become.

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lemmy.world

I'll take "all of the above"!

(er... not at the same time, please.)

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So, by using the word "include", am I to assume that there are even more options beyond these few?

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I'll take doing alone in the woods. Really joining the army seems like the worst choice. Though I guess that depends on your father.

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lemmy.world

Knocked out 3 of those. Now how to make conceptual art? Hmmmm.

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