I'm a 30 year old man and I couldn't imagine chasing 18 year olds. I teach college students, I speak to 18 year olds regularly. They're not for me.

our own points of view

No, no I can't.

Be boring rather than arrogant. If they ask what you did this weekend or what you're doing later just say nothing really or watching TV and relaxing. Few words answers, when the conversation isn't flowing naturally they will just think you're boring and leave you alone.

Obviously this might not work for everyone but it's worked for me everytime.

If you're not a yank then you probably won't know but basically one of their republican morons who shouts about trans people being a sexual danger to children and calling them rapists etc was caught having her very nice cleavage fondled in a theatre full of children.

My partners best friend was dating a guy very briefly. She called it off because on day 3 of just getting to know each other he started sending her nudes and rubbing himself with inflated balloons and videos of him humping. That guy has a balloon fetish.

I don't think the balloons are what killed the short lived relationship so much as the boldness of thinking she wanted those videos/pictures.

Depending on what you meant by "very easily impressed with basic factual statements" it could go either way. I'm an adult and I'm happy to admit I don't know a lot things, sometimes I've been stunned that what I believed was totally wrong and all it took was some to give me a basic fact to make me realise.

The buckfast motto tells you everything you need to know.

Buckfast gets you fucked fast.

It's intended to be consumed in a park directly from the bottle.

An ungodly fortified tonic wine brewed by people of god. Brewed could even be a strong word, if I had to guess, I would say it's extracted from a natural reserve which was originally thought to be oil until they realised it gets you shitfaced.

How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door

At first glance I actually thought you were cutting that owls foot off. Worth noting I know nothing about birds or owls.

I'm curious about the triple point. I guess you could call me tri-curious.

Is exactly what the American people should be doing

iirc, the reason tigers are black and orange stripey is because deers and whatever else they eat don't see orange, they see green. This blends the tiger in with the surroundings better.

I got you.

Because America is in-between

/s

Totalitarianism - A system of government that is centralized and dictatorial and requires complete subservience to the state

Centralised government - centralized government (also united government) is one in which both executive and legislative power is concentrated centrally at the higher level

Communism - a theory or system of social organization in which all property is owned by the community and each person contributes and receives according to their ability and needs

It's so easy to research and not look stupid...

You must hate TV or film

I kind of agree but if an incident happens on a site where the shooter wasn't paying attention to training and never attended the initial safety briefing then that's their own problem.

Working in construction, if I never turned up to a health and safety briefing ( and let me tell you they're repetitive as fuck) and something went wrong but my excuse was "I didn't need to go cos I've been to these before" it wouldn't go in my favour whatsoever. I don't think it's a reasonable excuse either. If there's potential for lives to be at stake, you should be paying attention. At the very least, even if not for other people's lives, just go so you can say you listened and followed every instruction but the mistake still happened. That way youve covered your own back.