How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator?
Open the door, put the elephant into the refrigerator, and close the door.
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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in and close the door
The lion, king of all the animals, holds a meeting for all the animals and everyone shows up but one. Who's missing?
The giraffe! They're still in the refrigerator.
You need to cross a river that’s home to crocodiles. How do you get across safely?
You simply swim across. All the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting!
Oh my god this is my favorite joke chain! I use it at least once a year
But why don't you use the bridge?
(I love when I get to post these joke chains)
How do you get 4 elephants in a mini cooper? -Two in the front, two in the back.
How do you get 2 whales in a mini cooper? -Take the M4 and go over the Severn bridge.
How can you tell there's an elephant in your fridge? -Footprints in the custard.
How can you tell there's 2 elephants in your fridge? -You can hear them giggle when the light goes out.
How can you tell there's 3 elephants in your fridge? -You can't quite get the door shut.
How can you tell there's 4 elephants in your fridge? -There's a mini cooper outside.
Well if you got it could you explain? Idk what the Severn bridge is. My phone evidently does by making it a capital letter though.
Ah, thanks.
Severn bridge goes over Severn river, which is part of the border between England and Wales. The M4 goes from London to South Wales
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It's more of an antijoke than a dad joke.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your sofa? Time to buy a new sofa.
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Fit an elephant in a refrigerator where?
Not in the egg compartment, of course, but most other places will do.
Yeah. An elephant won't stay crisp in the egg compartment.
How do you fit a thousand elephants onto a small driveway?
You take the "i" out in drive and the "f" out in way.
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Spell it out and say it out loud.
The punchline is more satisfying if you discover it versus being told.
Explanation: ::: spoiler spoiler There is no effin' way :::
Yes, very much so!
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