His IQ is the same as his phone password

I predict he will die at an extremely unremarkable age.

I doubt it since DeJoy is still the Postmaster General

I gotta go with the old Gran Turismo 2. Absolute classic in it's day

I love Launchy, never stopped using it.

Wait...so is all of this voucher bullshit because these dumb motherfuckers don't understand what a receipt is?

There has been, and always will be, just enough to make sure legislation cannot make it through the Senate.

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It finally happened

"We can't jack off to anything anymore...What's next? Are you gonna tell me Wendy's of age..."

-Tucker Carlson, 2026

"Dr." Phil had his license to practice revoked for fucking his patients.

Justice is a commodity that can be bought and sold

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isn't "an hero" technically correct? It sounds weird, but it is not grammatically wrong.

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#Wordle1151 2/6* Grade: A

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https://gradle.app/#o869yZUkMYwn

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Pretty sure I've seen this bus at a music festival

The same people that did not know Liberace or Elton John were gay.