I love plate skirts :3

:3

I can't even bring myself to be shocked anymore

It's also arguably better without the caption at all

Futurama ass joke lol

Here's the single sentence you're looking for out of this several-paragraph long AI generated article:

They changed Bender's career chip to read "chainsaw juggler" instead of "prime minister of Norway" because of a terrorist attack on the actual prime minister of Norway, which works better because Bender had his dismembered arm.

The "trolling" ban wasn't over neopronouns, it was for encouraging suicide on an alt account. Multiple times.

Also encouraging violence.

Normalize cropping out the useless nobody

I just want one with a removable battery and a headphone jack...

They both ellicit the same hormonal response regardless of if it's "secondary." You could dampen that response by normalizing women being topless, but you could also normalize complete nudism and achieve the same thing for primary sexual characteristics....

It's just a subjective line we draw. It could be my sexual trauma speaking but I'd personally rather we make the line even between sexes than move it down.

Divorce your Republican wife

PCussy

I'm like 99% sure the US government is capable of discreetly poisoning someone to have an epileptic seizure

I can hear the conservative knuckle draggers chanting "DEI HiRe!! DEi hiRE!!"

Douglas Adams was such a brilliant writer. He was taken from us far too soon

If you report it, yes. When this happened to me, (paraphrasing) they begged me in the text chat to not report them because they'd risk getting suspended.

To be fair, I was working customer service at the time but they still gave my food to a completely different store. And you gotta report it to get your order redelivered or refunded, so I did it anyways. Their English was awful and I'm sure that was how they ended up at the wrong store, but if this is happening often enough that they get suspended... That's not on me 🤷‍♀️

My sister did DoorDash deliveries and she'd steal food if the customer did the default tip or less. She got a few free meals out of it, but she's banned from dashing now lol.

Fixed it for you