They might be Titans

Xanathar has a beloved pet goldfish he seems to treasure beyond all reason. Stealing it would be a very bad idea

When you get evicted due to no fault of your own because the landlord intends to renovate the property. It's often done so they can slap in a new carpet, some tiles and a new bathtub and then jack the price up 1200$ and call it a luxury property.

I love that the mspaint dress on her implies it was less effort to do that than to find a picture of her clothed

This is the way (Jellyfin here)

Ah fuck I'm a stealth archer again

It took me till I was 24 to go to college. Now I'm set with a great government job and I just have to hold the line until I can buy a house. I work to live not live to work. What am I doing with my life? Spending it caring about the people I care about.

For anyone who resonates with this comic remember two things: it's never too late and your job won't define your value.

There's a reason the dude has to have quick reference for his name

Sir this is a Wendy's

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say some fat people may surprise you with their strength. They throw around more weight quite often, it's stamina that's lacking. A single, forceful attack is believable to me.

Yeah, them stealing Ukrainian babies and giving them to Russian families definitely doesn't sound like ethnic cleansing.

No clear evolutionary path in the fossil record.

...for the creatures that have no bones and only a beak that could even fossilize? Color me SHOCKED their ancestors didn't leave fossils.

For legal reasons I cannot have any opinion on the following: Gestures broadly at everything in the Middle East

I've moved around in the last year and literally registered for library cards in two cities earlier this week thinking of this post. Nice to know it's still making the rounds

Most sexually active Lemmy user

You've got it all wrong, it's the Chinese tyrant who's called pooh bear

https://kpel965.com/mcdonalds-employee-may-not-get-60000-reward-for-tipping-off-police-about-luigi-mangione/

It handles all the loads.

I had an ex like that. It's less impressive when it's unexpected

They do these innocuous messages to build the numbers reputation before they start using it for spam. If enough people reply (even to tell them to stop) it makes the number look legitimate and the spam they eventually send is less likely to get blocked. If you get these your best bet is to report it as spam. Just a PSA to everyone.

It just reminded me how long it had been since I'd launched it so I just uninstalled it lmao