Sounds like a reversal of flooding the zone... I like it

I'm tired of being expected to chase efficiency in every aspect of my life as if that's the only thing that matters.

And then you head down the aisle and experience the immense disappointment of encountering shelves and shelves of rebranded horse feed.

Lollygagger's Bubkus Discombobulation Syndrome (or LBDS) is a serious illness affecting men over 30. If you're reading this and remember LMFAO at the height of their popularity, get tested today.

You and your 692 partners can fuck off

Adding this to my list of reasons why I don't give "110%"

When all this is over, every single Trump enabler needs to be disbarred or otherwise have their professional credentials permanently revoked

I teach digital literacy and 99% of unsavory software I encounter on people's phones come from the play store or app store

I will believe that they're serious about protecting users when I see them do something about the crap ton of borderline scam solitaire and weather apps infesting their stores

Good thing there isn't some kind of machine that lets you go way back in time to see the pages before they were removed

PC Manager sounds exactly like one of those garbageware "PC tune up" apps I used to clean off of customer computers back when I worked at a repair shop. Right down to changing your homepage/search engine. But at least the other guys would give you a snazzy coupon toolbar or three.

I'd pick wolf. They generally leave you alone and don't want anything to do with you. I don't know shit about gorillas

Even the digitals you had in the 00's didn't have very good red eye correction (if any at all)

Give it six months, maybe a year. There WILL be ads in YouTube premium and you’ll have to pay another premium on top of that for ad free.

This is how it went down for me:

My senior year, they herded us into the auditorium for a 45 minute presentation on how you would be a total failure and will be scrubbing toilets for all of your days if you didn't sign up for college RIGHT NOW. After that, you were put in line for the recruiter where you'd pick your school and your major. When it came my turn, I told them that I wasn't sure and was thinking of trade school. The recruiter said "oh." and sent me back to class. The school seemed to care a lot less about my academic well being after that exchange. The Military recruiters were VERY interested in how I was doing though. Being a teen during the 00's was wild.

...mom?

Doesn’t help that Mentos is a candy brand over here in the US. My dumb ass would’ve definitely eaten half of this and only realize something’s wrong when I start burping bubbles

Woke Marxist Pope? Well shit, I just might start going to church again

IDK as a guy this doesn't seem weird at all. If anything, it sounds like she likes him and is willing to put in work to make him feel more comfortable and make the relationship successful. She doesn't really use any dehumanizing language and the way she connects the dots between what she notices in dogs and her date seems very empathetic. If anything, the guy's lucky to have found someone with so much emotional intelligence and hopefully she's getting out what she's putting in