Want to go on a long vacation but don't want to pay for hotel and meals? With this one simple trick you can get those costs waived.
Once you leave Heathrow, take out your 'i support Palestine action' sign and walk around.
That's a secret phrase that gets you a few months of free room and board. Someone will come by to take you to your new hotel. Accommodations arent a 5 star hotel, but definitely better that your standard Motel6. People like it so much they stay for months.

Just microwave the knife for a few seconds to warm it up - problem solved!

::: spoiler But seriously please never do this, it will cause problems. I don't know who needs to hear this but never put anything metal in a microwave and turn it on! :::

If you submit a job application, you'll either get a rejection or never hear anything back again.

But if you START a job application and then abandon it, you'll get reminders to finish the application in your inbox every few days for weeks! Use this tip to boost your confidence that you're wanted.

Works best if you're also mad at your mother

They want to hit you even less than you want them to. They WILL stop.