dshittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro Tipbyddssazsa SLPT: pretend it's hot coffeeView original on piefed.social344Comments11
SSatansMaggotyCumFart piefed.world2Hide 2 repliesNothing like a big purple smile at the end of a two hour meeting though.20
Swedneck replydiscuss.tchncs.deTODAY'S TIP: BLOWING WILL HELP CONVINCE YOUR MEETING THAT YOU IS HOT13
wizardbeard replylemmy.dbzer0.comAsk yourself: Could this meeting have been a liquid lunch? Could this phone call have been a liquid lunch? Could this email have been a liquid lunch? Could this instant message have been a liquid lunch? Could this thing left unsaid have been a liquid lunch? 7
Way ahead of you. I always put in hot mulled wine.
This is the way
Nothing like a big purple smile at the end of a two hour meeting though.
White wine in a dark mug
It’s ube. I’m trendy.
TODAY'S TIP:
BLOWING WILL HELP CONVINCE YOUR MEETING THAT YOU IS HOT
Ask yourself:
Also nobody will notice that yer drunk if ya don't have any pants on.
This also works for whiskey.
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck on mug, cannot blow either