kshittylifeprotips·Shitty Life Pro Tipbykriz SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.View original on slrpnk.net80Comments9
llurch (he/him) replysh.itjust.worksdepends. the russians are listening in the oceans (for submarines and infrastructure) and the lifeguards are using cams (sometimes with AI) to detect emergencies quicker. inside pools without windows could work tho.6
kkriz replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyThings might get too hot in the sauna. I guess. Yeah you're right I forgot about the sauna.12
KKattiydid slrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyCompletely irrelevant but the SLPT had me thinking it was "Salt Lake Police Titties." You're whalecum, carry on.7
I mean, you're not wrong
depends. the russians are listening in the oceans (for submarines and infrastructure) and the lifeguards are using cams (sometimes with AI) to detect emergencies quicker. inside pools without windows could work tho.
what happened with doing it in the sauna?
Things might get too hot in the sauna. I guess. Yeah you're right I forgot about the sauna.
Plus you should be naked
Completely irrelevant but the SLPT had me thinking it was "Salt Lake Police Titties." You're whalecum, carry on.
I would go so far as to say that this might be a LPT without the S.
Sounds like someone has seen Bad Boys 2...