I read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.
As someone who works the later shifts, it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with "afternoon". It's been so long since someone has said good morning to me at work
Item in grocery store doesn't scan.
That means it's free!
Every time I hear this one I wanna break the product in half and walk away😭
why do people say this?
I can only imagine they have the most repetitive, robotic lives.
Working hard or hardly working?
Are ya a smart fella, of a fart smella?
More of a fart fella
What.... I like that one. Sorry.
Just make sure you find and stick close to the other people at your job who think it's funny.
"Watching porn at work, so both."
Three moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, "smells like rutabagas". The next mole says, "smells like carrots".
After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell.
The last mole says "molasses" and gets back to digging.
I read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.
I have been unfortunate enough to hear various racist and/or homophobic jokes over the years, so probably one of them
To a colleague arriving 10 mins late: "Afternoon."
To a colleague arriving 10 mins early: "Shat the bed?"
I feel like if I shat the bed, I'd be late instead of early.
Agreed 💯, this is not amusing.
As someone who works the later shifts, it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with "afternoon". It's been so long since someone has said good morning to me at work
Maybe just because we don't understand it, but the ancient Sumerian bar joke:
A dog entered into a tavern and said, 'I cannot see anything. I shall open this one.'
A man went to a shop and they had a shovel.
The “we are not the same” meme. I understand the point, it’s just not funny. It’s cringey as hell.
It's a toss-up between Elon Musk and people saying "WHAT?!" when I tell them I'm hearing impaired.