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lemmy.today

Item in grocery store doesn't scan.

That means it's free!

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Every time I hear this one I wanna break the product in half and walk away😭

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why do people say this?

I can only imagine they have the most repetitive, robotic lives.

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lemmy.world

Are ya a smart fella, of a fart smella?

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Just make sure you find and stick close to the other people at your job who think it's funny.

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kbin.social

Three moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, "smells like rutabagas". The next mole says, "smells like carrots".

After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell.

The last mole says "molasses" and gets back to digging.

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I read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.

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I have been unfortunate enough to hear various racist and/or homophobic jokes over the years, so probably one of them

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feddit.uk

To a colleague arriving 10 mins late: "Afternoon."

To a colleague arriving 10 mins early: "Shat the bed?"

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I feel like if I shat the bed, I'd be late instead of early.

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As someone who works the later shifts, it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with "afternoon". It's been so long since someone has said good morning to me at work

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The “we are not the same” meme. I understand the point, it’s just not funny. It’s cringey as hell.

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It's a toss-up between Elon Musk and people saying "WHAT?!" when I tell them I'm hearing impaired.

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