I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those "home sweet home" cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what's they're called).
We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.
Cross stitch, and its really easy, especially if you are just doing something simple, like lettering.
Tons of cross-stitch pattern generators out there that will convert whatever you want into a pattern. Something to consider if you are actually interested.
I see what you mean, but got bad news.
There's a third roll that's on the left handle which is the one you take from, the handles were just folded up when I took this photo.
But you gave me a vision; imagine it like a VCR or tape deck, the paper goes from one roll to another and you spin them to wipe, your butt being the write head for the "tape", a trail of shit getting "written" to the tape.
Yes! I was showing the photo to some friends and one if them took a serious and oddly long look at it, she (as all if us) was far from sober, and just said "look into the bowl". Without knowing about that extra face it sounded so ominous.
Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice.
Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".
But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul... We're past the covid TP panic, you don't have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.
I remember somebody asked a question, like, if you had a sentient toilet, would you prefer that it hated being a toilet, or that it loved being a toilet?
Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at.
**Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or at the bottom.
It's alright, but it's made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I've had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it's about function for those that are in some way different. It's just better for everyone as it is absolutely fine for "normal" people but is better than normal/more common ones for those with mobility issues etc.
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Hahah!! And also, I thought about that meme as it kinda looks like that character! Thanks for confirming it ^^
This part looks like a daemon from hell tho
It looks like those flying masks from SMB2.
"Mesa wipe? How wude!"
Is that dual bog roll? You could grab a bit with each hand and really wipemaxx with that setup.
Like an eggbeater? Sounds kind of risky, brb.
Oh interesting I was thinking of a double reverse windmill but I like where your head’s at
"Sounds kind of risky, brb."
I want a sign with that written on it, like one of those "home sweet home" cloth ones with letters from string woven into them (no idea what's they're called). We should all think like that a little more, but only a little and not for real dangerous shit.
Cross stitch, and its really easy, especially if you are just doing something simple, like lettering.
Tons of cross-stitch pattern generators out there that will convert whatever you want into a pattern. Something to consider if you are actually interested.
I see what you mean, but got bad news.
There's a third roll that's on the left handle which is the one you take from, the handles were just folded up when I took this photo.
But you gave me a vision; imagine it like a VCR or tape deck, the paper goes from one roll to another and you spin them to wipe, your butt being the write head for the "tape", a trail of shit getting "written" to the tape.
If you look into the bowl, there is another face. This face has the look of fear, joyful fear.
I cann see 3 faces, one with the rolls as eyes, one with the rubber stops on the lid and the one in the bowl.
And now I don't know which one the title is about.
Feed me senpai!
Yes! I was showing the photo to some friends and one if them took a serious and oddly long look at it, she (as all if us) was far from sober, and just said "look into the bowl". Without knowing about that extra face it sounded so ominous.
I see two faces. A shocked face and a creepy face
goddammit
It does have a certain muppetness to it, huh?
muppetness is a word I didn't know I needed, thank you for sharing this wisdom. It'll be used with great care but also as often as possible.
... C'mon! Try me out! Poop freely! Just come over and have a seat.. On me! Poop it out! You know you wanna!
Uuuugh, imagine you go into an abandoned hospital or something and everything is all weathered, broken and dirty and you open a door to a spotless bathroom with this and you hear what you wrote in a weird soft voice. Few things make you go "yeaNOPE, I'd rather shit my pants than have any part in this".
But, unending paper rolls! Imagine how easy the service is since you only have to replace the paper rolls every two years.
But at the cost of every wipe taking a small part of your soul... We're past the covid TP panic, you don't have to be ok with consequences like this for just wiping anymore.
toilet: "Who's champin' for a clampin'?"
Totto Drake II!
Oooh a c/pareidolia sighting in the wild!
Love to see it. Here's a universal link ![email protected]
Wait, isn't "in the wild" basically a fundamental aspect of its definition?
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Oh.
Roberto doin some crappin practice! HYAAA!
I remember somebody asked a question, like, if you had a sentient toilet, would you prefer that it hated being a toilet, or that it loved being a toilet?
This one obviously loves it.
That's easy, I'll take the one where it loves being a toilet. It's that easy not to kink shame
This looks like an adult version of Thomas Brezinas Tom Turbo.
Good times.
Witness me!
Forgot to add this, for some reason (no idea what) the trashcan is mostly clear plastic. I'm glad it was so clean, just paper used for drying hands in it I think. That could easily become a horrible thing to have to look at.
**Edit: ** could be a safety reason for the employees who have to empty it? Though I feel it would still be easy for someone to hide anything in the middle of the pile or at the bottom.
Just be happy you live where the plumbing can handle toilet paper.
My first guess was to avoid getting stuck by a dirty needle.
Thank all the NIMBYs for being against safe injection sites.
Looks like the damn thing is going to take off
Haha! I imagine the TP starting to unravel and trailing behind like two tails.
Ground Zero of the next recall.
That seat looks like the most uncomfortable thing ever... and I've had my legs fall asleep while on the john before.
It's alright, but it's made to function better for people with disabilities so it is as it is to help more than just be comfortable. I've had lots of people with all kinds of disabilities through my whole life and always had an interest in the design of everything around us, especially things like this where it's about function for those that are in some way different. It's just better for everyone as it is absolutely fine for "normal" people but is better than normal/more common ones for those with mobility issues etc.
That's valid. It's probably still better than the time I had to use a toilet without a seat... don't ask...
the ahegao bowl and toilet water though
Nom nom nom
Amaze amaze amaze.
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A Throne fit for an Elderitch Abomination from beyond the POOP DIMENSION!
That is a look of pure terror.
CDOOKIE! OM NOM NOM NOM