so you know how to eat olives out of that spoon :) in general, you want to use suction for tiny round foods from a spoon, because they'll roll right off ^^
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
Every once in a while I read a comment that is exactly something I have said and today this is it. Everyone I know loves flavorless little black olives and I just love green (especially garlic stuffed) olives.
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Good to know which users are funded by big olive.
Yo shut the FUCK up. Just eat da olive.
4:38 am: There is another...
Wait, how many olives have you got in there?
None now.
The worst part about growing up, is that eventually olives no longer fit on your fingers 😔
Behold! The olive spork...
The devil spoon!
Yeah, why'd they make the drainage slots so pareidolia?
Waaa! Where do I find one?
What a must have!
Tip the spoon? Have you never applied suction to ingest food?
n... yes?
so you know how to eat olives out of that spoon :) in general, you want to use suction for tiny round foods from a spoon, because they'll roll right off ^^
You’ve heard of jumbo olives though right?
15-20 jumbo sized olives = 30-40 regular size olives. Adjust your intake accordingly.
no
What is this black magic you speak of
Imagine a normal olive, but big.
Imagining my dick
Imagining my dick, but big
Check pants.
I've conducted some research into this subject and came to the conclusion that it is a hoax.
I am indeed off work late tonight and a super early morning tomorrow morning, and I am indeed very hungry and have zero energy to cook. I also have a large jar of olives that haven’t been opened yet. Hmm. This seems like a great idea. Thanks OP!
Please report back on your lack of regret.
not op. I regret nothing!
I genuinely wish I liked olives. I loved them so much as a kid I can actually remember the moment my taste buds began rejecting them. Was a mega bummer. Still like the oil tho, drink it often
You drink olive oil?
It keeps the tubes smooooth
Classic tweet:
Smooooth!
I don't buy green olives or macadamia nuts anymore.
If I have a whole jar of green olives, I eat a whole jar of green olives, one after the other. Same for the nuts.
You have not yet found a large enough jar.
Costco sells a half-gallon tub of Kalmata olives for 17 dollars.
Did I stutter?
https://agrocanfoods.com/product/olives-barrel-220l/
Aw shit, I ate 50 olives.
Best of luck. Hope you have one of these.
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
If you ate 50 of those kind of olives, you'll definitely want an STI check, maybe a lawyer too.
can you explain??
Do olives make you poo? Ive eaten a lot of them before and not noticed issues
Most foods make you poo, I think
Got me lol
You have exceeded the required quantity of olives. Now you will regret.
You poo'er levels are now over 9000!
Add some London dry gin and you got yourself a deal.
There is only 1 food in this world that i cannot stand...
surströmming?
Surströmming is not a food, it's a controlled substance under Schedule 1 of the Chemical Weapons Convention.
Id actually rather that
Can't stand black olives. Green olives are pretty good tho. The garlic stuffed ones slap
Every once in a while I read a comment that is exactly something I have said and today this is it. Everyone I know loves flavorless little black olives and I just love green (especially garlic stuffed) olives.
Balut?
Id actually rather that
Haggish?
That's either the knockoff version of haggis (because it's hagg-ish) or Sean Connery saying it.
Maybe it's haggis with weed?
Id actually rather that
Surströmming?
But what if you ate 30 to 40 of them? Might change your mind...
Eewww id rather eat an olive
There is a couple but olives are certainly way up there!
This has some 4chan green text food horror story vibes.
You can also try two beers. Just two beers.
This should include a line about drinking alcohol with all of these olives. The dehydration levels one would experience would be devastating.
You’ll be fine! Don’t listen to the lies spread by big water!
You're right, they can be used as tiny cups.
"This just in olives have been recalled due to contamination, what's being recalled next?! Stay tuned to find out!" - the news in America
The only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell.
You win the internet for today
I'll be here all week, try the buffet.
No regrets? Unless you find the jar at the back of the fridge and it was opened six months ago.
Nothing truly expires, if you are brave enough.
And?
Spending the night on the porcelain throne with terrible stomach pain, ejecting horrifying fluids.
And?
rats, I am seeing this after I made a PB&J when I could have had 30 or 40 olives instead :(
Partake, my children, surely 30-40 Olives is an excellent dinner, and I surely do not have a vested interest in women's jeans!
Yes YES, partake! I have no investment in denim, EAT THE OLIVES, NOW
Derek!
Mmm heartburn
> with your fingers
Bruh why do we even have chopsticks?
Miniature lightsaber battles
My best friend literally did this last week. I sent her the meme. She has no regrets.
(But she also has POTS, so salt is a good thing for her!)
Edit: the meme inspired her to do it again tonight, lol.
this sounds like an advertisement from ants in my eyes johnson
Is olives the new beans?
Replace with baby dill pickles/gherkins :3
Missing out on all the calories!
i like to chop them up and sprinkle them on sandwiches
Until you wake up incredibly thirsty in the middle of the night
That's why they include free brine in the jar.
I've got some on the tree out front. Should I just go raw dawg em?