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Back when I was at school, we had a teacher who noticed everyone drew penises on the walls/tables/whatever. So she started telling people to draw pussies instead, to balance it out. That was a fun teacher.

(Yes, a bunch of pussies started appearing around, but they never surpassed the penises, sadly)

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It had a big pussy named the Deep in it, which kinda made up for havin so many dicks.

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For the example you gave, I believe the answer is Seth Rogen thinks it's funny.

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Dyskolosreply
lemmy.zip

Did you mean prosthetic or prophetic dick? I just had to imagine a dick telling the future or giving investment advice 😁

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SkaveRatreply
discuss.tchncs.de

Put you face near my dick, it will tell you fortune to come ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Dyskolosreply
lemmy.zip

Hmmm, sounds vaguely suspicious, but...fortune might be well in my favor and missing it might be unwise. Oh dick of prophecy, tell me: what shall i do?

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SkaveRatreply
discuss.tchncs.de

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Now THAT looks perfectly reasonable and modern. Prophecies without subscription... What did my rotten brain suggest me here...tsk.

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Damnit! I thought I got the ad free version of Ray Bans! My eyes I can’t look away

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The boys as an example so many dicks

i'm sad i missed it -- i could have made the show better for me. lol

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One possibility, at least for some castings, is that the ladies don’t want to. Ladies know creepy men will harass them till the end of time if they let that out. Male actors don’t have that problem in the same way. If men would stop harassing women in general, there would be a better chance of seeing random topless women in the summer.

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Maybe because, by and large, floppy dongs are goofy-looking things that have value in shock comedy while vulvas generally aren't and don't. There seems to be something innately, or at least deeply culturally, confrontational or violating about a penis, like every time one is revealed it should come with a 'haHAAA!' like a melodrama villain, while only the most angry, furriest, and most unkempt of vulvas has anything like that kind of impact.

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