Spyke

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One of my great regrets is abandoning my 4-digit slashdot ID (I decided I was wasting too much time there when I should be working LOL)

So now I'm user 27,537

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You forgot to check your voicemail and missed the message that they finally found a compatible organ donor for you. Since you didn't respond they gave it to a racist landlord who funds a bum fighting ring instead.

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It was your pants again. Come on Greg, get your shit together.

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