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sh.itjust.works

Imagine people in 2227 organizing a spiritual seance to contact their ancestors, and all they get is "rawr"

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lemmy.world

Seance results for someone trying to make contact with someone from gen z: nothing; they let it go to voicemail. You need to use an ouiji board because they are text only.

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sh.itjust.works

How do you get your hair to look like it used to live on another animal or was made in a factory?

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PerogiBoireply
lemmy.ca

I got my hair with crazy volume with some spray-mousse. Tease it up (I'd do the back of my head and then the top of my head), then a very quick blast of hair soray to set it. Follow up with some more tease/puffing and then the hair spray sets and you're gucci.

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sh.itjust.works

And then it protects you from the opporessive sun, or the oppressive cold, or the oppressive happy people in your grade?

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ooh clever thinking. Use Moose to make your hair look like it came from another animal🧠

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sopuli.xyz

A boy in my elementary class answered this question once with "bear piss". It's been 27 years and I still think of this every time I see big hair. Or son goku.

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lemmy.world

Which one is Grandpa?

Edit: mistake I read grandparents as grandpa

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lemmy.world

Serious question, does anyone know any relationships consisting of people that used to be like that? I'm convinced all relationships that look like that were immature or toxic and never lasted but I may be biased.

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lemmy.world

Please don't try to call again, you know it violates the court order.

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Oh man I always loved scene girls and when you’re done with them you just leave a razor out and they take care of themselves!

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lemmy.ca

Dark humour fans when your joke is about scene girls and not about the military or god.

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Dark humour is a lot like food, some people just don’t get it.

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You are hereby no longer allowed to get angry about “man versus bear.”

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