...yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/l fl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.
Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You're supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
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Did lead and microplastics get discontinued? Man, I really enjoyed those!
Don't worry, those will be conveniently provided in your tap water, free of charge.
...yet! Get ready for Tap Water PLUS™ and Tap Water PREMIUM PLUS ULTRA™, the latest achievement in tap water technology. Now with double the H per O. Starting from $4,99/
lfl.oz. or whatever freedom unit you guys use these days.Due to a trade war and actual war with The Lost World of Atlantis, water has been rerouted for military and corporate use and the people of the US will now have to drink their own urine and urine imported from Mexico .
Mexico might cut off their urine exports in the trade war. And then we wont even have that. WTF happened to the US.
Are you saying standard water or H
4O?It's the water equivalent of 4K
H⁴O would be impossible, since O can only leach onto 2 electrons at a time (a singe H has 1 free electron). My guess would be H²O + 2H or smth..
Just plain old H20 with a lot of marketing gibberish.
American court now say now that safe drinking water is not a right. You'll drink whatever liquid comes out of the tap and be happy with it. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/09/drinking-water-mississippi-lawsuit/
Lead is metal ya know
And yeah plastics should be there instead of glass
Like I said, I REALLY enjoyed those...
The microplastics are in your balls.
Bundle both infectious bacteria together and just say "infectious bacteria". And then add micro plastics. You missed those.
Where's the beans?
Sorry I ate them so they couldn't be put on the pyramid. My bad
You're missing the high fructose corn syrup.
Where's the roadkill?
Since that orange fuck wants his name on everything, start calling all the things that have gone to shit after him.
Makes me think of Hoovervilles during the great depression.
What no measles?
That was just sloppy.
Suggesting a minor change...
Which category has the cyclospora? I want to lose 5 pounds
So much winning
Everyone knows that meat is only supposed to be bought to fund animal cruelty, not to be eaten. You're supposed to thoroughly throw it out to prevent disease risk
Why did I read this to the tune of "we didn't start the fire"? so weird. 🎵
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flesh eating maggot enriched beef
Now do another country!
Sorry, there's another layer. Crippling depression.
Oh hey, they upgraded it to Mystery Beef? Nice. Things are looking up
Nice to see that they are at least limiting metal by placing it on top. Responsible.
Weird that you completely missed measles though? It's ones of the new staples.
Probably safer to lick the pole on the London tube
https://youtu.be/_Re6pZri8Gw
Where brain worms?