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GOP is also offering...

  • Zero tax liability if you're a multimillionaire or corporation

  • Tax payer funded private schools whole cutting funded from public schools and ending a teacher's union

  • Measles outbreaks

  • AI/surveillance data centers with payments subsidized by locals leading to 1000% increases in their utility bills

  • Advanced notice of Stock market meddling

  • Zero prosecution for diddling children

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Short-sighted fools! Securing a steady supply of mystery meat is the only way we're going to get the McRib as a permanent, year-round menu item.

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Massie is tearing down the temple walls for November. Good for him.

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But what if I need to know everything about the genitals of the people around me before I take a satisfying shit?

When will we have a party who makes that their core message?

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lemmy.zip

Boy Massie is really going scorched Earth. Has he yet apologized for his previous 16 years of being a gigantic piece of shit that actively helped cause all of this?

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Everyone deserves a chance for redemption its the only way we can move forward

They cannot admit fault because they ate broken but they can change opinion

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Don't forget the GOP's also offering a boot to our collective necks via masked federal agents, a digital panopticon, and diarrhea lettuce.

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Where was the Nazi going with his question? Is he worried people don't hate trans people enough to eat gray beef?

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CaptDustreply
sh.itjust.works

Drumpf importing 300,000 tons of meat material from an undisclosed source with the promise to sell at 25% below domestic beef pricing.

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boonhetreply
sopuli.xyz

sell at 25% below domestic beef pricing

Oh so not only is it of super questionable quality, he's ALSO screwing over American farmers. Love it

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TheOakTreereply
lemmy.zip

I'm just waiting for the cattle farmer interviews to roll in on the news.

"I voted for him twice, and I would vote for him again, but he's really making it hard for us out here. At this rate I'll have to sell the ranch, which has been in the family for five generations."

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All of that delectable FAFO snark, and then the AI generated logo at the end. Bleh.

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CaptDustreply
sh.itjust.works

No need to wait, just google. The US Cattlemen's Association, the NCBA and every other ranching group is completely losing their shit. Articles already published for ya.

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terranoidreply
lemmy.cafe

So you know how people keep complaining about grocery prices?

Well it finally got to Trump so he made a deal with an unknown person for a bunch of diseased cattle because fuck you and your health

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chaogomureply
lemmy.world

To be fair, it might not be diseased, it might just be slathered in a highly toxic, carcinogenic antibiotic banned in most countries, including the US.

Argentina has been trying, and failing, to foist that shit off on a bunch of countries lately.

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It might be diseased, might be horse meat, might be concentration camp prisoners. At this point, we can't fucking know and likely can barely imagine. We are in the end game now. They've captured or wasted our water, taken our power, disrupted our communication technology, sowed distrust in our food supply and will use Round-Up to destroy much of what's left of that, made their crimes legal and have made our voting ability devious at best. The last stage I can think of is nullifying our currency and we can see them strongly trying to make that happen right now. We still have a very small chance to fix this without massive bloodshed but no matter what, it's going to be a hard road ahead.

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4amreply

$10 days we find out someday that that’s where all the wild horses they’ve been “selling to loving homes” have ended up

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lemmy.world

To be fair, the GOP promised a lot of things. "Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

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marcosreply
lemmy.world

And "no more wars" was one of those things... as well as ending all the active ones (if I remember it right, literally all, not just the US ones).

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Zachariahreply
lemmy.world

all the wars are over
now there’s just military actions

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Removing the existing healthcare system for something much worse and non-stop culture wars to distract you from their racism and tax breaks for the rich.

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You reached the end

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