Just simple infrared distance sensors, like are on cheap cameras for focusing (or at least used to be), to see when you've stepped back, or stood up, so it doesn't flush on your wiener.
Sorry to tell you bud, but I worked in commercial building maintenance for a decade and those are definitely government funded dick cameras. Dicks have 10 times the amount of distinction markers as finger prints. It's the most accurate way to track someone.
Just use your fingers like a proper artist. Not like my former compatriot who claimed to hate the big box store so much he shat in the urinal, after he'd heard me whining about cleaning the bathrooms in a big box store. He knew I hadn't been there for a while but I felt solidarity. And he worked for that same company for years. He knew that shitting in the urinal would only affect his own people.
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Don't worry folks, they only read license plates
Hmmm. Just don't tatto random numbers on your ass and you will be fine then, I guess...
Anal recognition technology is getting pretty accurate these days
I've heard about those. Ring cameras, right?
I was referring to their knock-off, Rim cameras
Wish you'd have told me that an hour ago
The power of making custom stickers is truly marvellous
Just simple infrared distance sensors, like are on cheap cameras for focusing (or at least used to be), to see when you've stepped back, or stood up, so it doesn't flush on your wiener.
Sorry to tell you bud, but I worked in commercial building maintenance for a decade and those are definitely government funded dick cameras. Dicks have 10 times the amount of distinction markers as finger prints. It's the most accurate way to track someone.
They’ve scanned your dick, Mr. Bond, to disappear you will need to transition…
Omg you’ve just cracked the code on how we get a female Bond
Not with my decoy Mars bar.
It clearly says toilet camera
Your weiner is so big it can get flushed on?
WooF!
Dude, go to California and go make some money in the adult film industry! You could be a star!
That "cop humor" watermark makes no sense, because there are no people of color being murdered in this picture.
... I need to make some Flock stickers for science.
Dystopia be flocking us up the ass these days...
Wait, that's free in toilets? I've always had to pay. Fuck!
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Where can I buy them?
Just use your fingers like a proper artist. Not like my former compatriot who claimed to hate the big box store so much he shat in the urinal, after he'd heard me whining about cleaning the bathrooms in a big box store. He knew I hadn't been there for a while but I felt solidarity. And he worked for that same company for years. He knew that shitting in the urinal would only affect his own people.