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lemmy.world

This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn't just make you pee.

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sh.itjust.works

This data is based on studies where it was given to rats in insanely large quantities. Taken in moderation it can be enjoyed safely.

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Still guaranteed to die eventually after consuming it

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lemmy.world

Lies. Peeing is the source of all liquid. After the environment cleans it up, we are compelled to drink the "water" to maintain equilibrium and keep the earth from flooding.

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piefed.social

I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

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lemmy.world

Pee is just filtered blood, so technically all blood contains pee (plus other stuff)

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No, pee is a component of semen, thats why it's stored in the balls. It's there awaiting final preparation when needed and excess pee is ejected when the balls get too full.

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B...but data center drinks so much more why doesn't it pee?

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Someone else in these comments mentioned blood is just pee, plus some other stuff. So this all tracks.

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Same but I still hate when I have to pee for the week, so I have to lube my urethra otherwise it hurts.

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